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They make Nutella in little single-serve packages with cookie sticks. When I found this out, my life became complete.

I can see Radixius cooking this for Isis in a romantic dinner for two. Best if served with rice.

I never cared for orange chicken. Isis is more of a beef with broccoli kind of lady.

I never cared for orange chicken. Isis is more of a beef with broccoli kind of lady.

I knew you were going to say that. =:<

They make Nutella in little single-serve packages with cookie sticks. When I found this out, my life became complete.

Oh, yeahhh. Sounds sexible. I love Nutella on graham crackers. Orgasmic.

Normally I just take a spoonful of it and lick lick lick.

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Oct 15 2011, 01:02

I make cookies with Nutella. Shit's so cash.

If you haven't had the Nutella pancakes at Ihop you should kill yourself.

I've never eaten at IHOP and really don't have any desire to.

You should go at least to try out the Nutella pancakes.

Screw that, I'll make my own goddamn pancakes. I have a jar of sourdough starter in the fridge. Sourdough pancakes > all others.

Sourdough pancakes? Kill yourself.

I hated pancakes until I had sourdough pancakes. True story.

I've never had sourdough pancakes. True story.

Stop making me hungry! it's 1:35 AM!

Oh, yeah, I'm eating Nutella right now. *lick lick lick*

When I get down to the end of a jar of Nutella, I reach my fingers down in there to get every last bit like a greedy bear with honey and it gets on my hand. It looks like shit. I mean literally, like shit. You could really fool someone with that.

Chocolate sometimes even smells like shit.... or shit like chocolate?? Or simply brown stuff like brown stuff?
A (brown) piece of wood once smelled for me like chocolate AND shit.
Not pleasant.

LOL OMG. I just totally caught a fly while it was flying around.
Like, I just kinda grabbed it to get it away from my screen, and it got caught between my thumb and index finger.

I hate the way Nutella jars are designed. The mouth isn't quite big enough to let your hand get all the way inside and its a flat oval shape instead of being a normal round jar so getting to the bits when its almost empty is annoying.

Why do you have to ruin my fun?

It's what I do well, apparently.

If you haven't had the Nutella pancakes at Ihop you should kill yourself.

Eating food at IHOP amounts to killing yourself, just very slowly.

It's what I do well, apparently.
Eating food at IHOP amounts to killing yourself, just very slowly.

Not if you eat there like once a year. The only thing I can possibly do to kill myself is my drinking and my liver regenerates so I'm all good there.

Also, fuck you. In a loving manner.

"We're losing it, sir!"
"What?! What do you mean?"
"Sir, he's drinking faster than we can regenerate. We're being overwhelmed."
"God help us all."

Tote that space barge, lift that space pail.