Fedex have handed in their badges and reverted to a primitive existence. They are opening the packages and using whatever they can find to survive. I was able to reach customer service; I spoke to Gruk, who informed me they are now known as the Clan of the Cave Bear. He was very nice.
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"Hunga Tonga binga bonga took-took plonk." *looks very serious* "The shaman says we should all head for higher ground..." "That's not what I said." "RUN!"
"Say buddy. What did the shaman really say?" "Said the Volcano Goddess is horny because we haven't been feeding her virgins." "But half the men in this village are vir-" "And that's why we've gotta run!"
If I was a cartoon character that could turn off his sense of pain, and come back on the next episode (or even later in the same episode) no matter what happened to it, I would jump into a giant meat grinder. Sound like a good cure for all that itchiness I'm victim of.
Sadly, reliably reuniting those conditions is not really anywhere close to my reach.