[X] My Assistant

I wasn't even bothered by that revelation on your employment/hobby, but I guess that wasn't what you meant (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

We use drone drop and random traveler as our mule instead of using normal mail

Of course not, I am a law abiding citizen

Royal Mail is a fucking joke

Peter Ha is now on my shit list.

"I'm not going to watch that "West Side Story" remake, I didn't even google it. Why are advertising algorithms convinced I'm interested?"

Peter Ha is now on my shit list.

To be fair, your enemy list is longer than Richard Nixon's was. lol He's probably not your main priority target though, I assume?

This post has been edited by sunshineandlolipops: Jan 10 2022, 18:29

"I really hope that site I found can make the custom butt plugs I'm after"

In case anybody's interested I'm after an Umbrella and S.T.A.R.S custom butt plug coz the one I found on Etsy is entry level at best...

totally unrelated edit:

" I Love the Simpsons Hit & Run game"

This post has been edited by WillP: Jan 10 2022, 19:02

I feel empty after a long hard day.

Maybe you can feel happiness in daily life even it's difficult for you.

A Very Unproductive Day......

To be fair, your enemy list is longer than Richard Nixon's was. lol He's probably not your main priority target though, I assume?

Everyone's a priority target. I just don't have the means, resources and luck to commit the perfect crime. I'd love to have that son-of-a-bitch sealed inside a drum filled with rocks then dropped it in the middle of the pacific ocean.

This post has been edited by elda88: Jan 11 2022, 11:47

Nobody told me that getting vaccine can make me super sleepy. I slept through the day because of that (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)

I'd love run a knife or screw driver clean through his wrist.

I'd love run a knife or screw driver clean through his wrist.

Jesus, what the fuck? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

Maybe you can try hammer on the throat

Maybe you can try hammer on the throat

Not on the throat. On the crotch. With a literal hammer. Lau Shieh Yuan deserves that.

This post has been edited by elda88: Jan 11 2022, 13:15

Not on the throat. On the crotch. With a literal hammer. Lau Shieh Yuan deserves that.

Ah, also don't forget to use spear from bellow until it come out from the mouth (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

Ah, also don't forget to use spear from bellow until it come out from the mouth (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

That method is reserved for Paul Chia.

Man, I'm so tired and thinking about how tomorrow it'll be another group of people to vaccinate... §_§

If I'm going down, the very least Covid-19 can do is decimate QC Holdings Berhad & NRO Miri of JKR Sarawak.

It's been a while since I've seen anyone I know and I've missed them.

Finally Alone Again

I realized I'm the only one literal enough
(or foolish enough) to read:

My left neck hurts

And think "Wait.... What?!?"