[X] My Assistant

Today I've had a car accident and witnessed another one... I'd better haven't woken up today.

You too? Now I'm starting to think that's a bad omen :/

Edit: Are you ok btw?

This post has been edited by BrainSucks: Oct 9 2011, 16:37

I think he wanted to see for himself what you said about seat belts. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Bad... bad idea (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

this thread is just for fun or what?
hentaiverse maybe, an interesting webgame

Now I wanna play GTAiv (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

A garbage truck ripped off (in Spanish would be "arrancar de cuajo") the side indicator light of the car and the front bumper, but me and my sister weren't injured.

A garbage truck ripped off (in Spanish would be "arrancar de cuajo") the side indicator light of the car and the front bumper, but me and my sister weren't injured.

Good to know that (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

I don't like cars. And streets.
Strangely, i still love fast stuff and would like to have a motorbike... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Oct 10 2011, 00:10

hsve a motorbike... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

I hate it when my fingers are faster than my computer.

I hate it when my fingers are faster than my computer.

GAH goddammit!
And i'm writing with a PS3 controller here... This isn't even supposed to happen!

Me: "Wave hello & goodbye - check. Give a warm hug - check. Greet (e.g. Hello, Good Morning, Good Afternoon etc.) - check. Ask "How are you?" - check. So where did I go wrong? How could Auntie complained to Grandmother that I'm being very rude to Uncle?" (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

Auntie: "Just who do you think my husband is!? He's not your father. You should offer him a handshake every time you see him. He's a respected businessman, damn it. After 5 years, my patience with you is running thin. And yet you haven't figure it out!" (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mad.gif)

Me: "What, that's it?" (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

Auntie sounds like a dumb bitch. I'm guessing Uncle complained about the hug first though.

This does not sound right:
'4 year olds can hop four to six steps on one foot'
'5 year olds can easily hop a distance of 16 feet'

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING 5 YEAR OLD DO YOU HAVE?! I don't think I could hop more than 10 feet vertically unless I had a running start. Am I just a really horrible jumper or something?

AH I get it, it's just really horribly worded in my book. I think they mean to say that such is the average distance children can cover in one attempt, such as hopping a whole distance of 16 feet before getting tired or just physically being unable to do anymore, not cover that distance in one long JUMP.

This post has been edited by Pseudoshy: Oct 10 2011, 06:50

My professor apparently hasn't been reading my game journal. I wonder if it's because the minimum length for each post is 150 words, and my shortest post so far is something like 400.

Edit:

This does not sound right:
'4 year olds can hop four to six steps on one foot'
'5 year olds can easily hop a distance of 16 feet'

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING 5 YEAR OLD DO YOU HAVE?! I don't think I could hop more than 10 feet vertically unless I had a running start. Am I just a really horrible jumper or something?

AH I get it, it's just really horribly worded in my book. I think they mean to say that such is the average distance children can cover in one attempt, such as hopping a whole distance of 16 feet before getting tired or just physically being unable to do anymore, not cover that distance in one long JUMP.

Yes, precisely. This is why the English language is so fun obnoxious sometimes.

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Oct 10 2011, 06:52

My professor apparently hasn't been reading my game journal. I wonder if it's because the minimum length for each post is 150 words, and my shortest post so far is something like 400.

Edit:
Yes, precisely. This is why the English language is so fun obnoxious sometimes.

I spent a while arguing with myself out loud about how those feats were near impossible. Finally after reading the paragraph a few times over it sunk in. lolenglish.

That's why it said "distance" not "height".

That's why it said "distance" not "height".

Height would imply vertical, but I can see why you say this. When I said that I myself could only jump maybe 10 feet vertically I meant horizontally. Didn't bother to edit because someone got my point.

I may have been wrong. The individual posts have no pageviews, but the main blog itself had something like 5 views last week, and I haven't been sharing the link around.

googlebot?

GOOGLEBOT!!!!