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post Oct 14 2021, 11:32
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QUOTE(elda88 @ Oct 12 2021, 19:24) *

So need to murder an entire country in order to sustain a hill of dead human bodies.


I applaud this bold, straightforward approach to quickly and simply resolving the unexpected issues that arise in-process. If you aren't a process engineer, you should be.
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post Oct 14 2021, 11:36
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How many of us feel happy?


I'm pretty happy.... I spent most of today imagining young pictures of everybody's mom.
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post Oct 14 2021, 12:06
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post Oct 14 2021, 13:56
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If you think that isn't plausible, you didn't know my ecchi grandpa.

He did specifically say "accidentally" though. :P
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post Oct 14 2021, 16:29
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post Oct 14 2021, 16:38
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post Oct 14 2021, 17:51
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QUOTE(sunshineandlolipops @ Oct 14 2021, 11:56) *
He did specifically say "accidentally" though. :P

I go to my grandparents' house. While the folks are out, I start going through some photo albums I found, full of really ecchi pictures that he apparently took himself. Too late, I realize that some of them are of...
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post Oct 15 2021, 02:51
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post Oct 15 2021, 03:13
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QUOTE(Necromusume @ Oct 14 2021, 23:51) *

I go to my grandparents' house. While the folks are out, I start going through some photo albums I found, full of really ecchi pictures that he apparently took himself. Too late, I realize that some of them are of...

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post Oct 15 2021, 03:33
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post Oct 15 2021, 03:54
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In these odd and open and.... errrr...... "fluid" days
To misquote Falstaff ("False Staff"? 😆😆 )
"Discretion is the better part of hetero"
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post Oct 15 2021, 05:06
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QUOTE(sk8ball @ Oct 15 2021, 09:54) *

To misquote Falstaff ("False Staff"? 😆😆 )

If Falstaff is "False Staff", would that make Gustaff "Gust Staff" or "Gush Staff" or "Gun Staff" ????
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post Oct 15 2021, 09:53
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post Oct 15 2021, 10:18
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post Oct 15 2021, 12:42
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QUOTE(Adhinferno Bloodmoon @ Oct 14 2021, 20:06) *

If Falstaff is "False Staff", would that make Gustaff "Gust Staff" or "Gush Staff" or "Gun Staff" ????
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"False Staff" = "Fake Dick"

"Gustaff" = "Gū Staff", therefore "Goo Staff"
"Goo Staff" is "Gooey Staff", I guess.
"Gooey Staff" is an "Oozing Staff"
So "Gustaf" = "Syphilitic Dick"

That was more trouble than the joke was worth!
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post Oct 15 2021, 12:43
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QUOTE(Necromusume @ Oct 14 2021, 17:51) *

I go to my grandparents' house. While the folks are out, I start going through some photo albums I found, full of really ecchi pictures that he apparently took himself. Too late, I realize that some of them are of...

In that setup the accidental masturbation part is the smallest problem. The grandfather having titilating pictures of his own daughter and a young person willingly opening a photo album are the bigger issues.
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post Oct 15 2021, 15:49
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post Oct 15 2021, 21:48
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How many of us feel happy?


What is happy?
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post Oct 15 2021, 22:34
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