[X] My Assistant

The rise of price of bitcoin make the scraps I still have on the site that I thought to be a worthless minimum worth 1$ again (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

So it's true cannibalism is habit forming (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

Yeeeeeeesssssss!

People who act on their own should be left alone.

about the dream/nightmare I had last night. I'd been playing far cry 5 having just bought it on steam sale and in the dream I was the rookie escaping the Family. During the escape I stumbled down a hill and ended up lying flat on my back. Turning my head to the side I noticed a long hollow log and rather than risking making any excessive noise as I could hear my pursuers still looking and getting closer I inched myself on my back into the log where I promptly passed out

In the dream I started to wake and heard an odd sound that my disoriented mind took as some sort of ominous rumbling and got a sense of being in a confined space. I fumbled for the torch fixed to my vest and the light snapped on and in my immediate peripheral vision was a fairly big bee. Instinctively I swatted at the insect becoming frantic and striking it several times and despite the bee being agitated I wasn't stung. Following it with my gaze I saw it withdraw into a white flower with long funnel petals. Having regained a state of calm my gaze roved to explore my surroundings. I noticed that I was still inside the log, that there wasn't any room to turn onto my belly so I would have exit the same way in which I entered.

It was then that I realised I had a problem. The white flower was hanging close to my upper chest and in inch back out of the log I would have to brush against it. I considered turning my head to the side, hoping i would just brush passed it with minimal contact and hopefully not rile up the bee, but I quickly decided against that option as turning to the side I would lose sight of the flower and it's occupant and I fearfully wanted to keep those in focus at all time, panic driving my reasoning.

I'd inched a few more inches down when my chin ever so slightly brushed the long white funnel petal and the bee shot from the flower in a constant, almost deafening angry buzz, filling my vision and striking my face over and over

It was at that point I woke up in real life, panting, gasping for air and overcome with a sense of panic

I will go to the physical examination tomorrow, and I will draw blood for the first time in my life

Can the Youtube Grammarly ads fuck off already?

Cleaning makes me feel a little better.

um.......

If you're having a hard time, just take a break.

Spent the first few seconds trying to open the front door, then the next several seconds trying to figure out what's wrong. Finally realized I was trying to open the house door with my car key.

Should I keep doing this or just let them starve?

nothing

Shouldn't eat snack right before bed

Do I need a haircut

Not all of us, but we are ugly creatures.

I had a dream last night. I kicked Kong Xiang Lik into a hospital's incinerator. That's it.

I had a dream last night. I came back from a hike ravenously hungry and ate all the cookies on everybody's left sidebar.

If you take it easy, you'll have a hard time sooner or later

Trying hard and not getting rewarded

Trying hard and not getting rewarded

I know the feeling...