[X] My Assistant

jebany w roty?

yeah, something like that)

Die, you stupid rodent! Die! Where are the pest exterminators when you need them?

I still can't believe I got as much pony stuff for my birthday as I did (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

i don't like rodents as pets either... theyre boring and only some are cute to me, although i always wondered if rodents used that supposed cuteness to whine preyors into compassion...


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I think, i derailed again (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Sep 13 2011, 18:17

Pleasure Palace

P-hole?

Yeah, that works fine.

Now I don't know where to bring the tamales (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

I looooove tamales. What do you eat on them? I like the beef ones the best and I usually use ketchup. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

That's the only Mexican food that I do that with, the rest gets hot sauce.

Kinda funny:

Americans (and mostly western countries) think aliens are horripilant monsters, gooey, with tentacles, unable to speak or reason with humans, and they always come with hostile purposes, such as destroy the Earth or conquer it and then make us their slaves. That's why when someone see one of those beings he7she must run as fast as he/she can away from it. In a porn way, they always abduct people to make'em an anal probe, or rape them using a lot of horrible and sinister devices, for then create a new horrible species (just as the aliens)

Japanese people think aliens are mostly women with human appearance and hot bodies, which are usually air heads, they can talk and even write japanese perfectly, also a bit of english, they are highly friendly, but sometimes shy. They come to Earth for fun, due to an accident or to make the life of a loser boy a bit interesting. When people meet them, they won't afraid since the aliens are very friendly and kindly. In a hentai way, they always abduct young men to have sex, but since they have an human appearance,and they always have a beautiful hot body there's no problem with abductions.

I wonder, which of these Theories is the Right!? Please Hentai Lord, let Japanese people be right......

I wonder, which of these Theories is the Right!? Please Hentai Lord, let Japanese people be right......

Yeah, I'll be really excited when the Blue Gender aliens come around.

Why is Tsukimaru such a dumb cunt?

Forum's full of them, unfortunately. LoS, Tsukimaru, BrainSucks, Moon... Can't scroll through the posts and not run into a dumb cunt somewhere.

I think BrainSucks is quite sympathetic (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)
I don't know the others.... (I do, but i don't (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/heh.gif))

Add: I just had to think of something, i can't remember what i just thought of, but the point is that it made me have the smell of noodles with great tomato-cheese-sauce in my nose.... I
like it when that happens, at least when the smells, tastes or sounds are pleasant... too bad i already can't remember what ijust thought of ...

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Sep 14 2011, 00:33

I think BrainSucks is quite sympathetic (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

A sympathetic dumb cunt?

That's fair.

Forum's full of them, unfortunately. LoS, Tsukimaru, BrainSucks, Moon, Blorg... Can't scroll through the posts and not run into a dumb cunt somewhere.

I don't really hate LoS here, but I dislike a LoS on a different forum so whenever people abbreviate Lolicon_of_Sin's name I kinda get confused and think they're talking about the LoS on that forum.

headache always hurts!

I would assume that's why the word "ache" is in the name.

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Fucking what the hell are you saying woman?!

Blitzer? I barely knew her.

I looooove tamales. What do you eat on them? I like the beef ones the best and I usually use ketchup. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

That's the only Mexican food that I do that with, the rest gets hot sauce.

Ketchup? That's... disgusting! I don't use anything on tamales, they are damn good by themselves. My favorite tamales are the pork ones, preferably in red sauce. I also like the 'chile con rajas' which is cheese with sliced peppers. No meat, but they taste pretty good.

Hey, Pseudo, do Mexicans have Teflon coated assholes or something?

And then I met Wolf Blitzer.