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I want to adopt a kid when I'm older and have a good enough stable income.

Girl, please.

Kids are friggin stressful and expensive. You got little ankle-biters just running circles around you and screaming while you're trying to relax from a day of work. Furthermore, you gotta feed these little buggers with the healthy stuff and when one of those kids just happen to be talented in say, music, be prepared to enjoy your not-so-peaceful nights filled with imperfect minuets and horrible renditions of Beethoven's "Fur Elise".

Girl, please.

Kids are friggin stressful and expensive. You got little ankle-biters just running circles around you and screaming while you're trying to relax from a day of work. Furthermore, you gotta feed these little buggers with the healthy stuff and when one of those kids just happen to be talented in say, music, be prepared to enjoy your not-so-peaceful nights filled with imperfect minuets and horrible renditions of Beethoven's "Fur Elise".

Brotha, please.

I'll be teaching my babies, "Turkish March."

Do you have kids?

This post has been edited by suta: Sep 12 2011, 09:45

I have a child prodigy who does exactly what I described. He learned to read at one and a half and so far has been in gifted kids' programs.

EDIT: So far, he's been very expensive. I gotta provide the best way I can, I guess.

This post has been edited by gamagaeru: Sep 12 2011, 10:18

Sorry, dude. I just met you.

I don't know your secret handshake, yet!

DiCaprio and Depp were in a movie together called "What's Eating Gilbert Grape"

Mmm, yes they were. The bathtub scene was exquisite.



And on the subject of kids, I don't really hate them as much as I used to. I always saw my cat as my child and I remember after she passed away not too long ago, I had an unusual experience. I was driving to the grocery store feeling very sad and irritable and on the way there, I had to drive past the elementary school up the street. School was back in session and it was letting out and there were crowds of kids and cars everywhere. I was pissed at all the traffic and the stupid crossing guards causing a traffic jam at the intersection but I thought, you know, those kids are someone's kittens and they love them as much as I loved my girl.

And ever since then, I see kids a bit differently. They're still annoying but I realized that they mean something to their parents. Of course cats are way cooler than humans but I guess my heart softened a bit that day.

I guess my heart softened a bit that day.

This sentence brought How The Grinch Stole Christmas to my head.

OMG, there was the biggest nastiest wasp in my room right now!!! It was as big as a hummingbird, I'm not shitting you. It went to my window to try to escape but it was so big and there are no holes in my screens so I had no choice but to whack it with a rolled up newspaper. I hit that thing over and over and it kept living! I was bludgeoning it but it kept trying to fly even though its body was all mangled.

I finally found my can of Raid and blasted it and that only made it angry and it flew away and disappeared! I searched around on the carpet and found it near my bed against the wall. It was barely alive and I felt so bad for it. I flushed it down the toilet. I said I was sorry. Poor thing. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)


I think it came in the front door when it was open. Now I have to go look for wasp nests. Ew. I've got the bug heebie-jeebies and I keep thinking one is on me.

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Sep 13 2011, 00:27

Squeedly-weedly-bap.

Chugga-chow.

Chugga-chow.

Squiddly-blabbity-doo.

This post has been edited by radixius: Sep 12 2011, 22:09

Where exactly DO you live Tens? I know you live right off the 805 somewhere, but that could be anywhere from north to south... I never get bug problems even though I'm next to a canyon.

Sorry, dude. I just met you.

I don't know your secret handshake, yet!

Next time, hit him with one of these.

Ring-a-ding ding.
Ring-a-ding ding.

I usually say that i hate children.
But sensibly seen, i actually hate the parents who are too fucked up or too fucking stupid to raise their kid to a worthy lifeform.
It it is sad how strongly general elevation reflects the state of humanity.
Also Tens!
If you have a problem with wasps, look for a place where several of 'em roam around(Not too close to the nest though (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/heh.gif))
Take something flat and solid(eg. knife) and squeeze one that is sitting around somewhere, but you don't want to kill or damage it, try to imagine showing them that you COULD.
The one(s) you 'attacked' will tell the hive that this place is dangerous and they eventually move somewhere else.
BE CAREFUL, though!
I don't want you to get hurt either, but i, as a friend did, tried it out and it worked. I got stung in the process, though. in the eyelid. It was horrible.
Good luck!

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Sep 13 2011, 00:42

One is one me. Jesus, fucking typos. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)

AAAAHHHHH! I was reading posts and I missed the end of Man v. Food on TV. I don't know if he won the challenge or not. It was the Baltimore steak challenge. Oh, there it's on YouTube...

ROFL, he lost with only a few bites left.

Fine, ignore me you flaming homo.

must massively post to refill karma ASAP

Fine, ignore me you flaming homo.

I live at the Pleasure Palace. BYOBBLC (bring your own booze, boys, lube and condoms). Derp.

You can also bring the tacos, burritos, nachos and tamales. *wink*

Those are all my favorites.

Also Tens!
If you have a problem with wasps, look for a place where several of 'em roam around(Not too close to the nest though (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/heh.gif))
Take something flat and solid(eg. knife) and squeeze one that is sitting around somewhere, but you don't want to kill or damage it, try to imagine showing them that you COULD.
The one(s) you 'attacked' will tell the hive that this place is dangerous and they eventually move somewhere else.
BE CAREFUL, though!
I don't want you to get hurt either, but i, as a friend did, tried it out and it worked. I got stung in the process, though. in the eyelid. It was horrible.
Good luck!

That's interesting. I'll remember that.
The neighbors down the street had to call in exterminators recently because they found a huge hive of bees in the bushes in their front yard. They had to have the yard and parts of their roof sprayed. Ewwww. And I've gotten stung by a wasp before. The trick is to put ice on your skin before it can swell up.

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Sep 13 2011, 05:30

I live at the Pleasure Palace. BYOBBLC (bring your own booze, boys, lube and condoms). Derp.

You can also bring the tacos, burritos, nachos and tamales. *wink*

Googling 'pleasure palace san diego' got me a few different results. Now I don't know where to bring the tamales (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

headache always hurts!

Foreigh languages sometimes can be fun. In example, "your bunny wrote" for russians sounds like "fucked in the mouth". (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

jebany w roty?

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Sep 13 2011, 13:50