[X] My Assistant

And I didn't figure you were calling me Hick because of my username.

I gathered that there, Pinkie Pie.

What's another word for swag?

What is it with you and decorative ornaments?

Wait, what? Decorative ornaments?

Swag.

swag
n.

1.
a. An ornamental drapery or curtain draped in a curve between two points.
b. An ornamental festoon of flowers or fruit.
c. A carving or plaster molding of such an ornament.
2. Promotional items, especially when given for free, considered as a group.
3. Slang Stolen property; loot.
4. Australian The pack or bundle containing the personal belongings of a swagman.
5. Slang Herbal tea in a plastic sandwich bag sold as marijuana to an unsuspecting

Number five made me giggle.

Yeah, I know about number 5. That's the worst type of weed you can get.

It's not that great and you would be better off not smoking any weed at all then smoke that abomination.

I gathered that there, Pinkie Pie.

Fuck your ponies.

Fuck your ponies.

Calm down, les.

Haha see? Because your name has "les" in it, and... yeah...

You're such an egregiously irascible individual, Hick. Granted, I'm not one to talk, what with my splenetic behavior and tendency to trenchantly berate others. I must say this choleric behavior of yours is most out of character for you.

You're such an egregiously irascible individual, Hick. Granted, I'm not one to talk, what with my splenetic behavior and tendency to trenchantly berate others. I must say this choleric behavior of yours is most out of character for you.

If you had used the term "apoplectic" I may have gotten an erection.

I was talking to that girl I like, and casually mentioned I was posting on a forum (this one).

Guess who's apparently in a fight now.

I was talking to that girl I like, and casually mentioned I was posting on a forum (this one).

Guess who's apparently in a fight now.

Wait, what?

I was talking to that girl I like, and casually mentioned I was posting on a forum (this one).

Guess who's apparently in a fight now.

loooooooool

Classic.

Yeah... wonder if she's reading this now. Probably not. She's too busy calling me a liar and shit.

Oh, but wait, I said I was on the forum and I wasn't talking to any girls but holy shit suta is a girl and posted here so I must be a fucking liar!!!

I don't know what love feels like, but this damn sure isn't it.

Bitches be trippin'.

Does she know what kind of forum this is, and what kind of people frequent it? Because bitches be trippin'.

As soon as I said the word "adult" it turned into a fight. She doesn't trust me at all and doesn't accept anything I do, so I don't know why I try. She's psychologically incapable of believing a word I say that isn't bad or incriminating. Anything I say that sounds bad, she'll focus on that shit and remember forever. Anything good I say gets filtered out, or worse I get called a liar to my face.

I don't know, we seem like we have chemistry sometimes. I try to be caring and supportive, I text her constantly because she wants to hear from me and know I'm thinking of her. She means a lot to me, so I don't understand why she has nights like this where she gets upset, then just goes looking for more reasons to be upset at me.

Edit:
I double-posted apparently but don't really give a crap right now.

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Sep 3 2011, 06:40

Nuke that shit, bro.

You're probably right; I should do that. I still like her though. We were getting along for a good week or so there. Just wish she wouldn't constantly look for reasons to be mad at me. Ironically, the more honest I am the more of a liar I'm called. We'd get along swimmingly if I never told her anything.

Call Dr. Phil.

*Serious Face* It does not seem like there's enough productive communication between the two of you. And if she also doesn't trust you that's a real one, two punch. Constantly texting her won't help the situation. I suggest sitting her down, talking it out and try to compromise with each other. If she's unwilling to negotiate, it may be best to split up.

The final choice is yours. I just hate seeing people sacrificing all of themselves for nothing.