[X] My Assistant

Hats are fucking useless.

How so?

My hair was pink once. Although it was an accident. See this was about 8 years ago and i was a stupid kid wanting to get red spikes on my hair. Well I took a shower too soon after the dye and I ended up with pink spikes. True story.

Meanwhile, outside of Vault 42 an expedition prepares to venture into its depths to plunder its riches, and maybe, just maybe, find the legendary G.E.C.K. in order to restore friendship and magic to the world.
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How so?

They don't do anything.

They are without use.

Hence.

They are useless.

My hair was pink once. Although it was an accident. See this was about 8 years ago and i was a stupid kid wanting to get red spikes on my hair. Well I took a shower too soon after the dye and I ended up with pink spikes. True story.

Meanwhile, outside of Vault 42 an expedition prepares to venture into its depths to plunder its riches, and maybe, just maybe, find the legendary G.E.C.K. in order to restore friendship and magic to the world.
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Why don't they rush in recklessly?

O, I dig that black unicorn.

Never thought I'd ever say that.

Why don't they rush in recklessly?

Can you imagine 12 hooves trying to fit in those tiny claustrophobic corridors of a vault? And a firefight in such close quarters would prove deadly to ponies.

Can you imagine 12 hooves trying to fit in those tiny claustrophobic corridors of a vault? And a firefight in such close quarters would prove deadly to ponies.

Bah! From what I hear ponies are all powerful. The ponies just take separate ways through the vault in teams and all will be well.

Bah! From what I hear ponies are all powerful. The ponies just take separate ways through the vault in teams and all will be well.

True, they be all powerful and shit. Friendship is nigh impossible to defeat.

True, they be all powerful and shit. Friendship is nigh impossible to defeat.

So then they'd be fine.

So then they'd be fine.

I said 'nigh' impossible. What if they run into an evil pony with the same powers? You know a mercenary type that sold his soul for money.
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Then they'd be fucked.

Not necessarily. If there is only one Mercenary Pony, they'd be able to win, because they have numbers! More in your army just about always ensures you win!

Not necessarily. If there is only one Mercenary Pony, they'd be able to win, because they have numbers! More in your army just about always ensures you win!

Yeah but they split up remember? Unless one can backtrack to the others aid in time, its all over. Anyways this small exchange has been quite amusing but I must seek out breakfast and get started on my homework that is due tonight.

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Fuck you pony bastards forever.

Brony Fett?

Fuck you pony bastards forever.

I have a general disdain for Star Wars so that Brony Fett made me laugh.

I said 'nigh' impossible. What if they run into an evil pony with the same powers? You know a mercenary type that sold his soul for money.
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Then they'd be fucked.

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Enclave Derpy poses a threat too.

You have a point Rob. I hated the Enclave. Cheap bastards.

Thought about joining h@h, and finally decided to go for it.

I just imagined George W. Bush happily hopsing around in whichever room he might be and then change all his pictures into My little pony posters.