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post Jun 10 2011, 14:05
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I would totally blow her saxophone.
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post Jun 10 2011, 15:35
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QUOTE(Mika Kurogane @ Jun 10 2011, 14:05) *
I would totally blow her saxophone.

If 'saxophone' is a phallic metaphor, I agree with you wholeheartedly.
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post Jun 11 2011, 03:51
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If 'saxophone' is a phallic metaphor, I agree with you wholeheartedly.

You mean it isn't? I've been using it wrong the entire time, then.
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post Jun 11 2011, 04:41
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Cockburn would be a pretty cool last name to have.
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post Jun 11 2011, 04:50
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Definitely would be better to have it as a last name rather than a condition.
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post Jun 11 2011, 06:02
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QUOTE(Rob Itagaki @ Jun 10 2011, 22:50) *

Definitely would be better to have it as a last name rather than a condition.


You read my mind. I need an ice pack just thinking about it.

Edit:
Does aloe need some kind of processing before use, or can I just tear a piece off my plant in the kitchen and rub it on stuff?

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post Jun 11 2011, 06:08
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QUOTE(FourThirteen @ Jun 11 2011, 00:02) *

You read my mind. I need an ice pack just thinking about it.

Edit:
Does aloe need some kind of processing before use, or can I just tear a piece off my plant in the kitchen and rub it on stuff?

Aloe's soothing properties come from the juice inside the plant, so you can rub it on your wang immediately after tearing if off the plant. Or you can abuse it so all the stuff comes out and use that for ease and comfort.
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post Jun 11 2011, 10:35
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Abuse what? The aloe or the cock?
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post Jun 11 2011, 11:47
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Stress reliever and laxative ? Do want.
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post Jun 11 2011, 16:35
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Let's just hope there aren't any weird insects in your area who are attracted to the smell of aloe juice...
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post Jun 13 2011, 03:45
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Cupcakes.
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post Jun 13 2011, 04:29
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You made a fart, didn't you?
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post Jun 13 2011, 05:35
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post Jun 13 2011, 05:53
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Same thing.

Or failing that, something MAXIMUM!
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post Jun 13 2011, 07:15
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The funk is coming, I can feel it. That worn out, who gives a fuck feeling where it just seems like life is on miserable autopilot looms. Oh boy, this is gonna be fun.
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post Jun 13 2011, 07:24
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QUOTE(cptkleenex @ Jun 13 2011, 01:15) *

The funk is coming, I can feel it. That worn out, who gives a fuck feeling where it just seems like life is on miserable autopilot looms. Oh boy, this is gonna be fun.


Fuck it. [youtu.be] Be a renegade.
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post Jun 13 2011, 08:52
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Or failing that, something MAXIMUM!

Maximum blood for the Judeo-Christian god. And then nothing of value was lost.
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post Jun 13 2011, 12:06
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post Jun 13 2011, 12:52
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BlorgAlmighty seems to have a serious Vakuen fetish.
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post Jun 13 2011, 15:15
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QUOTE(FourThirteen @ Jun 13 2011, 00:24) *

Fuck it. [youtu.be] Be a renegade.


Being a Paragon is boring, anyway :<
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