[X] My Assistant

It's fun to just write down how annoying a significant other is or hear about another's significant other being annoying.

I can't do this for two reasons:

1. Isis is not annoying to me in the long term, just when my poor judgment gets the better of me.

2. My significant other is an active user on this forum.

1. Isis is not annoying to me in the long term, just when my poor judgment gets the better of me.

2. My significant other is an active user on this forum.

1. Meh everyone can be annoying. I know I can be especially when I'm being tenacious about something I'd think you'd know that better than anyone (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif).

2. I am but I won't condone you for complaining on here as long as you don't go into a whole lot of detail. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) example " OMG She's making me so mad by bitching at me to do the lawn." <- that's okay
"I don't know what the hell her problem is. She's been acting like a total bitch cause she's on her period." <- that not so much.

[comic.naver.com] Oh god...

[comic.naver.com] Oh god...

That was priceless.

I showed that to my sister and nephews. Meeeega hilarious.

[comic.naver.com] Oh god...

Meh...

Contrary to statistics, I haz a girlfriend.

I dropped my phone on the tip of my penis. I guess I shouldn't text whilst sitting naked in my computer chair.

With an erection?

Swag.

With an erection?

No, I was texting, not sexting. Though that would have been been much more painful.

I dropped my phone on the tip of my penis. I guess I shouldn't text whilst sitting naked in my computer chair.

you know from time to time I wonder what some people look like or what they're doing while on here.... But I have to admit I didn't think anyone would be just sitting naked. I did think some might have their schlong out but not full on nude.

I have one of those big leather executive chairs, so nakey is a no-no.

you know from time to time I wonder what some people look like or what they're doing while on here.... But I have to admit I didn't think anyone would be just sitting naked. I did think some might have their schlong out but not full on nude.

I do it quite often

I have one of those big leather executive chairs, so nakey is a no-no.

Mine is full leather and about 300 bucks. Why wouldn't you sit naked in such awesomeness?!

Mine is full leather and about 300 bucks. Why wouldn't you sit naked in such awesomeness?!

Damp skin on leather? No thanks.

Damp skin on leather? No thanks.

I don't jerk off on this leather chair... And I am relatively normal in terms of body weight and proportion so I don't sweat like a fatass just sitting in my chair.

Jizm ruins leather, so that's a no-no. And I'm one of those skinny Asian kids, so its not like I'm a sweaty fatty, either. But if you sit on it for long enough, you'll be peeling your ass off.

You bring up a good point. However
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Didn't I use that against you before? I could have sworn I used it against someone...
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I do it quite often
Mine is full leather and about 300 bucks. Why wouldn't you sit naked in such awesomeness?!

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Damp skin on leather? No thanks.

what he said

I don't jerk off on this leather chair.

I don't know if I believe that

Jizm ruins leather, so that's a no-no.

it does? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/heh.gif)



Oh and pretty pony princess (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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