You could try the Zak Douchebagans I-don't-know-what-that-is hairdo. Every time I see him on TV, I really can't tell what that is. I usually end up looking at his muscular arms anyway.
One time, I went the entire semester without a cut or a shave. I looked like a vagrant. I'd put on a bandanna whenever I was working in the lab, so people used to call me a guerrilla fighter. True story.
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