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I found this torn off piece of newspaper with an ad for something called "Pedometer". That's the only part of the ad I could read. I wonder what it does... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

It counts the number of steps you've taken, ya dunce.

It counts the number of steps you've taken, ya dunce.

Maybe its a meter to measure your pedo level (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
My pedometer would be off the charts

Maybe its a meter to measure your pedo level (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
My pedometer would be off the charts

Yeah same here, i'd fuck my sis/daughter who's born between my mom and me.

Yeah same here, i'd fuck my sis/daughter who's born between my mom and me.

I wouldn't fuck family, thats my limit. Guess your pedometer would be higher than mine hahaha.

I'm pretty sure Ebay is a liar. It's showing me my recent searches and I'm a little confused.

Lady Gaga - Ok, that makes sense
Steve McNair - Yea, I have a lot of his football cards, that sounds possible
Devil Summoner 2 - Sure, I tried to sell that recently
Jesus toast - WTF? Why would I ever search for Jesus toast?

Damn son, you're up late. What happened to the early to bed, early to rise kleenex?

This post has been edited by Rob Itagaki: Aug 5 2011, 10:02

Now it's late to bed, early to rise kleenex. It's just slow self-destruction.

I found this torn off piece of newspaper with an ad for something called "Pedometer". That's the only part of the ad I could read. I wonder what it does... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

It's pronounced Ped-O-Meter. Ped, as in foot. I think it's Latin. It measures the amount of steps you make. It is used for exercising purposes.

Jesus toast - WTF? Why would I ever search for Jesus toast?

Christian breakfast.

It's pronounced Ped-O-Meter.

No, it's pronounced peh-dom-meh-ter.

No, it's pronounced peh-dom-meh-ter.

I don't even know how to pronounce it that way. When I try, I feel like one your retard inbreed children.

It's pronounced Ped-O-Meter. Ped, as in foot. I think it's Latin. It measures the amount of steps you make. It is used for exercising purposes.

It's actually Pes (nominative singular masculine form) but yeah you're right its Latin. Two years of Latin and this one stupid comment is all I've ever used the language for outside of study...

It's actually Pes (nominative singular masculine form) but yeah you're right its Latin. Two years of Latin and this one stupid comment is all I've ever used the language for outside of study...

I only knew ped was Latin for something involving feet because of anatomy. It is a much more useful subject. And if documented, it makes bad ass DPs.

When I try, I feel like one your retard inbreed children.

Like one of my retarded inbred children? Hold the phone there, Delilah. Never mind the fact I'm a butt fucking faggot, but if I did ever have children, I pray to some imaginary deity that they're nowhere near as retarded as you, my dear.

This post has been edited by Rob Itagaki: Aug 5 2011, 13:35

Like one of my retarded inbred children? Hold the phone there, Delilah. Never mind the fact I'm a butt fucking faggot, but if I did ever have children, I pray to some imaginary deity that they're nowhere near as retarded as you, my dear.

Insomnia has really fucked me this time. What I had done there is just terrible. My apologies.

Like one of my retarded inbred children? Hold the phone there, Delilah. Never mind the fact I'm a butt fucking faggot, but if I did ever have children, I pray to some imaginary deity that they're nowhere near as retarded as you, my dear.

Insomnia has really fucked me this time. What I had done there was just terrible. My apologies.

i just thought about how soft my mom's tits are

I might have a reason to be happy today.

Please elaborate.

Ohgod, I thought you two were the same guy. On a glance, you really are.