[X] My Assistant

Whatever happened to that white dog poop from the seventies? It went away as mysteriously as it came.

The brown poop banded together like the racists they were and eliminated the white poop.

This thread looks pretty shitty right now.

I call shenanigans on that. Eat a lot of colorful food and candy and your poop will not be black. Go on, try it.

Crayons and chalks work too, but they're less tasty. Unless you have pica or something.

I remember an episode of the Magic School Bus where the nerdy ginger kid ate a bunch of orange stuff and his skin turned orange. I've never tested it, but if that can really happen then I wonder why so many bimbos waste money on spray on tans.

Thinking about fucking my mom and getting her impregnated by me.

Thinking BlackwaterKR is one scary mother fucker.

Thinking BlackwaterKR is one conceited asshole.

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I'm not sure I can last. I'm trying so fucking hard though. Then again, there's little else I can do.

Did you get far ?

I'm not sure I can last. I'm trying so fucking hard though. Then again, there's little else I can do.

Fucking your mother too?

Thinking about fucking my mom and getting her impregnated by me.

You motherfucker.
Would the child that comes from it be considered your son or your brother? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

This post has been edited by Lolicon_of_Sin: Aug 4 2011, 21:49

His Boron, maybe (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) ... or smother....

You motherfucker.
Would the child that comes from it be considered your son or your brother? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Incest paradox.

That's why we usually stick to drawn stuff. No social complications.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Aug 4 2011, 22:37

I call shenanigans on that. Eat a lot of colorful food and candy and your poop will not be black. Go on, try it.

Poop follows its own set of rules. One time I took a dump and it was purple and I hadn't eaten anything purple or even blue.

Poop follows its own set of rules. One time I took a dump and it was purple and I hadn't eaten anything purple or even blue.

Twilight Shittles.

Poop follows its own set of rules. One time I took a dump and it was purple and I hadn't eaten anything purple or even blue.

coloredshitmal

coloredshitmal

I swear, there's gotta be something wrong with my pipes. Sometimes the Play-Doh that comes out is just wrong on so many levels. Damn old lead plumbing.

I found this torn off piece of newspaper with an ad for something called "Pedometer". That's the only part of the ad I could read. I wonder what it does... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)