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...What?

im not bullshiting.... look for me yourself if you want proof

I can't believe my grandmother hated the Simpsons but liked daytime tv. Ugh.

that bug looks mighty tasty right now

was buying a knife to cut up this baby really worth it when i coulda just tore it apart with my own hands? tasty anyways

g0d, is my chatango username, not a pathetic attempt just a shout out, im very, very popular there, 182 people at my beck and call

im not bullshiting.... look for me yourself if you want proof

that bug looks mighty tasty right now

What a FuckHead!

apparently im getting shoutouts from other people o.o

Heh...

"Shoutouts" :3

*makes out with a shoutout*, damn, its a screamer

Unless you're gonna somehow keep them alive those 6,000 years what's the point of of it? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

Supposedly make any kind of sentence lifting pointless ? Or maybe because people like big numbers.

But yeah, your idea sounds better if you find a way to make it happen.

[www.cnn.com] Ex-soldiers sentenced to 6,000 years in prison for Guatemalan massacre

That seems like an extreme punishment for anybody. Unless you're gonna somehow keep them alive those 6,000 years what's the point of of it? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

With all the term reductions for good behaviour etc. going on, they have to do it to make reasonably sure those guys don't walk out after 5 years.

Still, there's likely to be at least one amnesty before they're dead.

this sore throat's a frikin pain

I guess you could say you're feeling a little blahhh.

Dohohohoho!

I guess you could say you're feeling a little blahhh.

Dohohohoho!

I didn't get that. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif)

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Of course you didn't. You're not exactly the brightest peanut in the turd, cutie pie.

What a beautiful metaphor. Might use it some time. Even though I might change the peanut to be a corn but that's critique on a high fucking Nivea(sic)©™.

Who are these gobshites?

Bright white text on a dark background is so fucking brutal on my eyes. Yes, there should be contrasting colors, but not colors on the complete opposite of the color spectrum.

Also, fuck you if you're the one to say "black isn't a color, it's the absence of color".

Also, fuck you if you're the one to say "black isn't a color, it's the absence of color".

Only when in terms of the electromagnetic spectrum known as visible light. In terms of pigmentation, its the presence of all colors.

Only when in terms of the electromagnetic spectrum known as visible light. In terms of pigmentation, its the presence of all colors.

Thaaank you! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Only when in terms of the electromagnetic spectrum known as visible light. In terms of pigmentation, its the presence of all colors.

I call shenanigans on that. Eat a lot of colorful food and candy and your poop will not be black. Go on, try it.