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Guacamelee is really, really good.

Kinda wanna buy Strider, it looks fun.

After playing it for 40+ hours I can easily say Lightning Returns is the shittiest Final Fantasy since maybe Dirge of Cerberus. Good battle system and customization horrible story and cheap graphics. I'm already tired of playing and skipping through the last in-game days and sidequest to go straight to the end so I can get it over with. This is the first time I kinda regret buying a FF game. Square done really fucked it up.

I never played it, but I have the impression that this game is more sexy cosplay simulator than RPG...

Not really that much of a stretch, considering Final Fantasy XIII was a running and jumping simulator with no towns.

I never played it, but I have the impression that this game is more sexy cosplay simulator than RPG...

Wonder if it would have done better if it was advertised as such.
Though not a surprise to me. Has there been good Final Fantasy game in ages?
Not counting the recent MMO which is actually fairly entertaining.

I never played it, but I have the impression that this game is more sexy cosplay simulator than RPG...

If you're a Lightning fan, you might have fun dressing her up. In the game she's called 'the savior' when really, she's more like 'the whore.' She's the closest thing to a whore protagonist ever and I like it.

How much sex is she having and who's paying her?

How much sex is she having and who's paying her?

If only she was doing that for real.. The hentai potential is definitely there. Her main objective is to save people's souls by doing them favors. Stupid ass fetch quests like finding a lost dog, farming items, killing monsters, it's as if you're playing an MMO with your character being whored out to NPCs. Except in this game, Lightning goes around 'helping' people while wearing a variety of outfits, including some slutty ones. Her stoic attitude is actually part of the story and she's always like: "So you want me to ___. Fine, whatever, I'll do it." I wouldn't put it passed her to suck a dick to save a soul. After doing a quest (and there are tons of them) you usually get gil and some stuff for her to wear. Followed by a white cloud of jizz being unloaded on her face (the soul). Quest are the only way to boost her base stats too. Lightning Returns is all about whoring her out and Square knows it. They even put in a function for taking screenshots and commenting on them.



It's a shame she ain't got no ass to fully utilize such clothing.

You're such an unbelievably depressing creature, Marien.

You're such an unbelievably depressing creature, Marien.

You're depressed in general you miserable, lame troll.

Protip: do not use the word "troll" anymore. Ever. It's a word that is so passé that I cringe whenever I see someone using it nowadays. Like, even the word "lame" looks relatively powerful next to it.

This post has been edited by Lolicon_of_Sin: Mar 1 2014, 03:54

Protip: do not use the word "troll" anymore. Ever. It's a word that is so passé that I cringe whenever I see someone using it nowadays. Like, even the word "lame" looks relatively powerful next to it.

It's hard to take anything Marien says seriously, anyway. It's all so hyperbolic and ineffective.

They also gave her poles to slide on and a big white cock to ride, after giving it enough viagra (gysahl greens). I bet that's pretty depressing to you too. Sorry it's not your typical vanilla fantasy.

This post has been edited by Marien : Mar 1 2014, 04:51

Sorry it's not your typical vanilla fantasy.

I don't have a lot of vanilla fantasies, but I do have a lot of vanille fantasies.

I don't have a lot of vanilla fantasies, but I do have a lot of vanille fantasies.

I have a lot of Vanille x Vanillite fantasies.

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Yeah... Lick that motherfucker...

radixius is a broll, a self-licking ice cream cone whose reason for existence is that it exists.

This post has been edited by Pillowgirl: Mar 1 2014, 12:49

I prefer the term B-roll. I just fill the spaces between the important stuff.

People will think you have some type of infectious disease if you refer to yourself as B-roll.

This post has been edited by Pillowgirl: Mar 1 2014, 17:56

rad and marien should play a fighting game against each other and do the most unsafe and dickish moves either can think of. Good old fashioned I don't respect you, you don't respect me 2 bar connection lag matches. The golden netplay standard.

That sounds like the absolute worst time.