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What was the original title of this thread?

LTYT

Which stands for 'Love Touching Yer Taint'.

Michael Pachter is a genius! A god-damn sage, if you will... why I haven't discovered his prophetic wisdom on the gaming industry sooner, is a huge letdown on my end...

wow.... so... squenix really is nuts...

their sales goals for their games are INSANE

[www.siliconera.com] http://www.siliconera.com/2013/04/08/squar...re-coming-from/

basically, they were expecting tomb raider to sell 5-6 million copies, hitman 4.5-5m, and sleeping dogs to do 2-2.5m...

i thought sales goals should be.. you know, reasonable.. not insane?

It comes down to two scenarios:

#1 - "1 million sales record is so 5 minutes ago. Let's aim for a new record this year."

#2 - "Look at all these bills! Our budget is overblown! Let's hope the revenue from sales can cover it."

Probably fake, but still pretty funny, nonetheless.

I was actually just considering picking up a MOBA game.

What a fucking terrible idea!

Dafuq? Have you learned nothing from your failed Always-Online DRM?

[megagames.com] Ubisoft CEO: Gamers Want Always-Connected Games

This post has been edited by hujan86: Apr 16 2013, 13:30

[megagames.com] Ubisoft CEO: Gamers Want Always-Connected Games

Haaah. Funny, I always hear people say the opposite.

Probably fake, but still pretty funny, nonetheless.

FF13 should be a garbage-exclusive, the lack of its monstrous installation data killed my 1st PS3.

[megagames.com] Ubisoft CEO: Gamers Want Always-Connected Games

Oh yes, I've always dreamed to play with popups all the time. OMG plz add also surveys
to kill my worthless time, oh yes yes yeeessssss.

MGS Ladder Tribute || Can Rungs Bloom on the Battlefield? AKA Tearfully We Crying Onward

I remember the first time I climbed that ladder and the music started playing I paused for a second and thought, "I must be tired, I'm starting to hear things."

MGS Ladder Tribute || Can Rungs Bloom on the Battlefield? AKA Tearfully We Crying Onward

The memories...

There's a Nintendo Wii in one of Little Spirou's episodes. "Playing tennis" by waving around the remote-like controller? Yup, that's a Wii alright. I was like (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)!

Surprised no one around here has talked about the lawsuit regarding Sega, Gearbox, and Aliens: Colonial Marines. Something about the trailers for the game were misleading and that the final build of the game was nothing like the original trailers. So Sega and Gearbox are being sued for false advertising and misrepresentation. But I always thought the game companies always put disclaimers in their trailer saying that said trailers don't represent the final product. Will be interesting to see how this plays out...

Here's a little video explaining the issue in more detail:

Jesus my Nethack skills have rusted.

[megagames.com] Ubisoft CEO: Gamers Want Always-Connected Games

Fuck you, Ubisoft Montreal CEO Yannis Mallat, you can stick your 90 minutes of your entertainment up your ass in 45 minutes if you know what I mean, I don't.

The comment section of that page was really worth reading.

Can't tell whether I was amused or disturbed after watching Lara Croft's various QTE death scenes on Youtube.

Can't tell whether I was amused or disturbed after watching Lara Croft's various QTE death scenes on Youtube.

Depends, were you one of the players that loved all the ways you could die in Resident Evil 2 & 4? If yes I think we have just the stuff for you somewhere on this site. Or the internet as a whole really.

Just started playing the Brutal Doom mod... it's FUCKING AWESOME!! Loving the new animations, lighting effects, explosions, new sound effects... it's almost like a brand new game - even though this mod came out like 6 months ago...

Here's a little video for your enjoyment:

Holy sh...