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I'll probably just put myself in isolation for a week or so teaching myself by printing tabs to songs in increasing difficulties.

I had trouble reading tabs. It seems like every person who writes them has their own screwy format; there's no standard.

There is a standard, actually. I'd need to see some examples on the screwy bits.

e-1
B-1
G-2
D-3
A-3
E-1

Would be first fret on the low E, the B and the high E, second fret on the G and third fret on the A and the D. No matter what. Otherwise the author of the tab is a fuck-up.

It's not the finger you use, but the fret at which your fingers SHOULD be.

And the legends aren't usually different from tab to tab, again, unless the author is a fuck-up. Usual things are:

/ = slide up
\ = slide down
h = hammer on
p = pull off

ASIDE: I fucking hate it when the people on TMZ make me laugh.

This post has been edited by radixius: Dec 7 2011, 10:06

It was years ago, so I can't be sure what site I was even on.

Just give 'em a little nn-tss-nn-tss-nn-tss-nn-tss.

On The Soup last night, I saw an awful clip of two virgins kissing at their wedding. I guess it's from a show called The Virgin Diaries.




Ewwww. It's like when a bird crams worms down a baby bird's throat in a nest.

Just curious what people think of Progressive's ad campaigns. Who do you like more (ie, is less annoying)? Flo, or "the Messenger"? I had my doubts about him, but it's hard not to respect that mustache.

Mustaches are such a turnoff. The mustache trend is trying to make a comeback and I hope to God it doesn't succeed because they're ugly as fuck.

Toki Wartooth is the only one who looks good with a mustache but his is a Fu Manchu and he's a cartoon character.

Just curious what people think of Progressive's ad campaigns. Who do you like more (ie, is less annoying)? Flo, or "the Messenger"? I had my doubts about him, but it's hard not to respect that mustache.

I'd rail Stephanie Courtney in the mouth.

Does that answer your question?

I'd rail Stephanie Courtney in the mouth.

Does that answer your question?

Not really. Do you want to stick your rail in her mouth because you're attracted to her, or would you just do absolutely anything to shut her up?

That's for the Courts to decide.

Austin Scarlett is my favorite designer from Project Runway and I was so disappointed when I saw the promo pics for the upcoming season of Project Runway All-Stars. He grew a hideous mustache.

He's still cute but that mustache is absolutely ridiculous. It looks like extra eyebrows stuck to his upper lip.

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He's still cute but that mustache is absolutely ridiculous. It looks like extra eyebrows stuck to his upper lip.

Meh, I wanted to have something similar to this. Though a bit less bushy, and probably without that gap in the middle. And the ends pointing downwards.

Benji, I could see you with sweet little Fu Manchu whiskers, like Toki.

Mustaches with the chin beard action are always nice but a stand-alone mustache really doesn't do it for me. I also despised Freddie Mercury's mustache. Shocker, I know, but I hated that look on him. I liked his long-haired scuzzy rock star look from the old days.

ROFL, look at this.
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This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Dec 10 2011, 01:30

#1: Jennifer Aniston
#2: Raquel Welch
#3: Marilyn Monroe
#4: Britney Spears
#5: Angelina Jolie

This is the list of All-time Hottest Women on Menshealth.com. I could disagree with the entire list but I just can't look past one oversight: where the hell is Audrey Hepburn? Seriously, she HAS to be Top 5 material.

#1: Jennifer Aniston
#2: Raquel Welch
#3: Marilyn Monroe
#4: Britney Spears
#5: Angelina Jolie

This is the list of All-time Hottest Women on Menshealth.com. I could disagree with the entire list but I just can't look past one oversight: where the hell is Audrey Hepburn? Seriously, she HAS to be Top 5 material.

How can Aniston be placed before Jolie if she was dumped for her, that doesn't add up.

This post has been edited by Iliketopost: Dec 10 2011, 02:11

How can Aniston be placed before Jolie if she was dumped for her, that doesn't add up.

The publisher probably can't add.

And longevity should count for something, Rachel Welch has managed to look good for a long time, while Britney looked like a weird potato thing for the better part of the decade(I skim through girl mags when I'm at the barbershop please don't judge me)

Don't be a faggot, Dally...

Don't be a faggot, Dally...

Don't be a faggot, Dally!

(Recently I saw a Transformers DOTM Blu-ray combo set on sale, meaning the set consists of 1 BD & 1 DVD version of the movie)

"Isn't the DVD redundant? Whoever going to buy this has a Blu-ray player at home. Who the heck would play the DVD on his/her Blu-ray player when he/she can watch the same movie at higher quality with the BD?"

They've taken River monsters with Jeremy Wade out of the program and replaced it with some pesudo-fishing-date show.

Again the feeling of a dark and regrettable future arises in my guts....