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On another note, I don't understand the following Dad Joke: "The only talking the audience wanna hear is Maurice."

I don't understand that too 😅😆🤣

She said, "Can you do something about that clock? The only tocking the audience should hear is Maurice."

Still not getting it.

The onomatopoeia for a clock ticking is, depending on the sound, tick tick tick, tick-tock tick-tock, or tock-tock-tock.
It's supposed to be a lame joke, but that's what it is, it's a pun.

Ok. A clock-related pun.

Unlike Tenet, this somehow peak my interest.

Unicorn: "Maybe it's a secret tunnel to the ice cream shop."
Pixie: "Silly unicorn. It's probably just the water main... that can blast us to the cream shop!"

Pixie being logical for once. Logic-ish.

Alice (reads): "Those who dig here will bathe in my treasure."
Pixie: "No, thanks. I tried that once. I'm still finding coins in weird places."

I hope those weird places include your butt hole, Pixie.

Alice: "Zombies aren't real!"

Zombie ants are real though.

Watched the live action Mulan (2020) movie on TV the other night and I hate to say this but I actually liked it. The girl who played Mulan did a good job and I loved the battle scene when she shed her armor and became herself. I also really liked the Christina Aguilera song Loyal Brave True as it played at the end. I can see how it lacked box office appeal but I'm glad I gave it a chance.

Fishtank.live has been a genuinely fascinating experience, if nothing else. At times I was reminded of the Acali Experiment, at others the Stanford Prison Experiment. It may be parodying, to a certain degree, once popular shows in the vein of Survivor (though with immensely more "audience" impact permitted and constant access to every moment of the show in realtime rather than merely a highly edited summary of greenlit moments). Regardless of how "successful" or not the show has been, or the varied mild controversies it has become embroiled in, it has a spark of creativity to it that feels transformative and refreshing. I'm unsure of how many layers of performance there are to the show, and to what degree events are impromptu or intended. Perhaps that adds to the intrigue.
I believe it is simultaneously unfolding more or less precisely as the production team ancitipated, and wildly beyond their control and contingencies - forcing improvisation and alterations to the original "pitch" of the show - at least as it was given to the general public. Gahhh, my rambling has gone on long enough...

I wish I had hypnotic powers.

This somehow feels like a mashup of The Nutcracker and The Pied Piper.

Kitti Katz on Netflix somewhat reminds me of an old downloadable custom character model for Unreal Tournament 2004. It wasn't a an attractive catgirl, more of a humanoid cat.

Kitti Katz on Netflix somewhat reminds me of an old downloadable custom character model for Unreal Tournament 2004. It wasn't a an attractive catgirl, more of a humanoid cat.

I have a lot of fond memories of UT 2004 !! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
Unreal Tournament 3 killed my enthusiasm for the series - I found myself returning to 2004 long after it had been "abandoned"...

I remember there being a rather popular custom model pack that introduced a handful of humanoid cats as playable - it had rather elaborate descriptions/lore and custom names for each model. They weren't the stereotypical "catgirl" image to my recollection. I wonder if we are thinking of the same thing or not *shrugs*

I have a lot of fond memories of UT 2004 !! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
Unreal Tournament 3 killed my enthusiasm for the series - I found myself returning to 2004 long after it had been "abandoned"...

I remember there being a rather popular custom model pack that introduced a handful of humanoid cats as playable - it had rather elaborate descriptions/lore and custom names for each model. They weren't the stereotypical "catgirl" image to my recollection. I wonder if we are thinking of the same thing or not *shrugs*

I was really disappointed with UT3. No Assault mode & the fact that the "all new" Warfare mode is just a modified Onslaught wasn't the deal breaker. It's just that UT3 never got the same level of attention as UT2004 by modders. Mostly on custom character models. UT2004 had characters from Sailor Moon, Super Mario, Transformers, Futurama just to name a few.

("I killed Super Mario a million times in UT2004 and you can't do shit about it, Nintendo! Lol.")

I do recall the humanoid cat model did come with different colored versions of - wait for it - catsuits as skins.

This somehow feels like a mashup of The Nutcracker and The Pied Piper.

Then....., Is it The Nut Piper?
Or The Pied Cracker?
😅🥜🎶🎺🎵🌰🤣

What is EsotericSatire’s opinion on the Australian rap duo Bliss n Eso?

It's just that UT3 never got the same level of attention as UT2004 by modders. Mostly on custom character models. UT2004 had characters from Sailor Moon, Super Mario, Transformers, Futurama just to name a few.

You know something is so shitty when even the modders didn't bother to make a mod of it 😂💩🤣

Then....., Is it The Nut Piper?
Or The Pied Cracker?
😅🥜🎶🎺🎵🌰🤣

Cracking the Pied Piper's Nuts

You know something is so shitty when even the modders didn't bother to make a mod of it 😂💩🤣

I had buyer's remorse. Not pirated. I actually bought a genuine physical copy back then. But the UT2004 was bought a year earlier at a super cheap price.

UFOs are hooligans. They are the extraterrestrial versions of Sabahan drivers, in the sky instead of on the road. Drivers from Sabah are the worst.

What kind of life do you need to show interest on such criteria?