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I signed up for Pottermore a while back and now I have to do a puzzle for an exclusive look inside.

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Uh, when the 70's Show was on, I was funny and there are a lot worse actors out there?

How wondrous!

Hmmm, do I want to see a movie that is destined to be mediocre or worse simply because three of the four lead females in it are slightly pretty?

No, I didn't think so, either.

I have a disease that cowbell is incapable of curing. Outside of that, I have no idea what good medicine is.

You have to see the words that aren't there.

Example of a person that needs to shut up.

Whoever said "money can't buy happiness" didn't know what the fuck they were talking about. I just got a few fabulous Gaga photo books, the ole Monster's Ball program and some posters and I'm a giddy little bitch.

Hey rad, I'm starting down the path to get on that website you want to see me on.

So, the thing that irritates me about A Song of Ice and Fire is that there's been at least two instances of girl on girl whatever, but very little mention of dudes plowing each other. At least, not at all like the descriptive stuff Martin does about the former.

What's up with that? That's fucking stupid.

I'm sure my non e-hentai amigos would say the same thing about here. I learn to enjoy both.

It's the same as any other place where people congregate. Where there are people, there are inevitably ignorant people.

So, the thing that irritates me about A Song of Ice and Fire is that there's been at least two instances of girl on girl whatever, but very little mention of dudes plowing each other. At least, not at all like the descriptive stuff Martin does about the former.

What's up with that? That's fucking stupid.

Perhaps not even he can get beyond his sexual preferences, and his possible portrayals of such scenes didn't satisfy him. No one's perfect.

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. (AP) - Ashton Kutcher will play "an Internet billionaire with a broken heart" when he arrives as the new star of "Two and a Half Men" next month.

Kutcher's character will be named Walden Schmidt, confided the CBS boss, who added that Schmidt has no family connection to the characters played by continuing stars Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones. They portrayed the brother and nephew of Sheen's departed character.

Tassler would not confirm or deny reports that the new season of "Men" begins with the death of Sheen's character, Charlie Harper, and a funeral.

"The mystery is part of the marketing," she said.

Karmas! I knew it. It's only obvious they'll kill him off.

Anyway, I hope the show is good. Look what they did with Three's Company. They found replacements for that for years and years.

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Aug 4 2011, 01:03

Got into Pottermore. Whooooooo!

I have become a fan of Storage Wars. I love Barry.

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The hip hop station I finally landed out isn't half bad actually. A little too much of the R&B for my tastes, but on Sunday night they do this showcase of the local, Boston based rappers and it's pretty bad ass.

Chef Ramsay:

"It's rohhhhw!"

(It's raw)


I almost died when he yelled this:

"Where is the snappah?!"

(Where is the snapper?)

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Happy Feet is rife with sexual innuendos. Isn't that supposed to be a family film ?

I'm becoming an old man. I'm enjoying those shows like Pawn Stars and American Pickers on Netflix. It was a good run at youth but... oh who am I kidding, my youth sucked turds.

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Yes

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That sheep looks like the guy that sold a totally bad, fucked up trash car to my mother....

Also: I'll inally watch "the big lebowski" a mvoie that my friends try to force upon me since an eternity.....

I never saw what the big deal was with Lebowski. Its supposed to be this cult classic, but frankly I find it to be meh.

I never saw what the big deal was with Lebowski. Its supposed to be this cult classic, but frankly I find it to be meh.

<3 cmal