Well, I just suffered through the notorious movie The Outlaw (1943) starring Jane Russell's breasts on TCM and my mind is completely boggled. Not because of her tits but due to the horrible everything else. Her tits were the best thing about the whole film.
I missed the beginning and the rape scene but I did see the part where she was going to warm up an injured and unconscious Billy the Kid in bed and the whole time, I had this expression on my face (IMG:[
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Even though the acting is shit, the music is ridiculous and the story is dumb even with the shameless homo overtones between the men and the suggestive running joke about Red the horse, it's still a legendary movie. And I'm not kidding, the dialogue was so awful, I kept waiting for someone to say "My hips are moving on their own."