This Yahoo comment that was under a completely stupid article...
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When I find myself clicking on stories like this, it really makes me re-evaluate my life. Like for example: Why am I reading this when I could be watching flies procreate? Maybe staring at the sun so as to prevent mistakes like this from happening again? Whatever it is, I thank Yahoo for inspiring me to turn off my computer and go find something...anything else to do.
Yes, it even makes me appreciate old boring-ass E-Hentai.organ just a titch more.