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A lot of things are better than Batman and Zorro.

A lot of things are better than Batman and Zorro.

This Bridal Mask is not one of them.

Bridal Mask of Zorro: The Black Fox Marries

Aw, fuck. I just realized that I'm Daria Morgendorffer and my hearty, never-say-die companion is Jane Lane.

Great. Great!

Aw, fuck. I just realized that I'm Daria Morgendorffer and my hearty, never-say-die companion is Jane Lane.

Great. Great!

Haha.

I still think it's too bad that The Edge is in U2. He's a pretty decent gitaroo man.

This post has been edited by radixius: Aug 1 2012, 01:09

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Shit, that's frightening.

Aw, fuck. I just realized that I'm Daria Morgendorffer and my hearty, never-say-die companion is Jane Lane.

Great. Great!

Pfft. You wish you guys were that hip... stered.

On another note, is it weird that I had a thing for Daria back in the day?

Pfft. You wish you guys were that hip... stered.

On another note, is it weird that I had a thing for Daria back in the day?

Back in the day? Son, I still kind of have a thing for that kind of disposition.

Sadly, women like that don't really exist. They usually go overkill with sardony and come off as megabitches without that Daria charm. Then you're left with something awful, like Janeane Garofalo.

This post has been edited by Robbie Pie: Aug 1 2012, 23:02

Sadly, women like that don't really exist. They usually go overkill with sardony and come off as megabitches without that Daria charm. Then you're left with something awful, like Janeane Garofalo.

For reals.

I wish I could go listen to live opera or classical music performance.

I want to read Illiad & Odyssey unabridged, and re-read Old Man & the Sea sometime soon.

Haha, oh wow. They're rebooting RoboCop?

Haha, oh wow. They're rebooting RoboCop?

Don't know if want...

Haha, oh wow. They're rebooting RoboCop?

It's too bad Darren Aaronofsky isn't attached anymore, it would have been amusing to see how depressing he could make it.

Who's idea was it to remake Total Recall, anyway? That would be like remaking Blade Runner.

Oh, good, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that. They should call it Total Fail.

As always, Christopher Nolan never disappoints me. The Dark Knight Rises is definitely EPIC. I dare not say that it's better than Batman Begins nor The Dark Knight (2nd movie) is the perfect Batman movie. If you love the first two movies, you'll love the third one just as equal.

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*listened to 4 minutes of '50 shades of grey'*
*realizes the whole reading is more than 50 minutes long*
*whacks his head against the wall to erase the memory of those 4 minutes*

The trend of remaking classic movies is sad. The day Hollywood remakes Gone with the Wind, which is considered one of, if not the greatest, movies of all time into some CGI piece of garbage with horrid modern actors is the day an earthquake needs to open up the ground and suck that shit town down into hell where it belongs.