[X] My Assistant

Hehe, last night's Metalocalypse. Toki with his high ponytail and tight shrunken pink underwear.

Last thing I thought? Well, that guy sure is one hellaciously obnoxious liberal douchebag.

One of the few times I wish I still got cable in my room. Ah well.

"We have to protect children from seeing naked lady nipples, because..."

Man, I can't even finish that sentence, I'm not stupid enough to do it.

We should be protecting children from seeing naked man nipples. Scarred for life, man.

Yeah, but that's the one that's okay?

I don't get it, man. Shit's fucked up.

Vaginas hate the Big Bad Penis Monster.

I need to start tabbing out my guitar garbage, because that's what a person that isn't retarded does. It certainly won't make it better, but I won't forget everything ever.

I was reading around the news online when I saw this.

Law could force Mississippi's only abortion clinic to close
By Rich Phillips, CNN

(CNN) -- They are here practically every day.
Anti-abortion protesters set up their signs outside the Jackson Women's Health Organization and regularly preach their beliefs to anyone who will listen. They pray the clinic will close. Their prayers may soon be answered.

Clinic owners are in a fight to save the only abortion clinic operating in the state of Mississippi. New state requirements may close their doors forever, making Mississippi the first abortion-free state.

[www.cnn.com] http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/30/us/mississip...edmn_topstories


That entire state only has one abortion clinic? Well, a real one anyway. Those fucking stupid Bible-thumpers. That is insane. What the fuck century are people living in? So all those inbred hillbillies will either seek dangerous back alley abortions or they'll be forced to give birth to more inbred hillbillies. Awful.

Fuck, I'm so sick of lazilly clicking YouTube songs I've listened to plenty of times already. I know there's some music out there I'd want to listen to, but I just can't think of it.

This post has been edited by Anto of the Sand: Jul 2 2012, 02:34

Almost got 1000 posts @_@ not sure how to feel about that

Anderson Cooper comes out. Shocking!

Anderson Cooper comes out. Shocking!

He wasn't out already? Damn. Who's next, Tim Gunn?

Lots of stuff going on. Anderson finally came out, Andy Griffith died (although I thought he died a long time ago), Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are divorcing.

Katie's finally free of that freak. She took off her wedding ring along with the Scientology ball and chain around her ankle.

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Somebody Photoshop a blunt in Katie Holmes' hand, because she looks like she just baked her last Thetan off. Or maybe she's just relieved that she can let out a fart without a Scientology handler running off to tell her master what it smelled like. Freedom really is farting whenever you want to.

Lol. Yo, pass the joint over here, holmes.

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Jul 4 2012, 04:27

Here, enjoy this picture of Nathan Explosion on a stripper pole.

That's definitely not something you see every day...or milennium. Nice!

Oh, my Christ, look at this.

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Pregnant Oompa-Loompa is getting into practice for when she spits out her fetal alcohol syndrome baby Oompa-Loompa.

Is that Snooki? I can't tell troglodytes apart...

Well, Spiderman was shit. Super glad I didn't pay for that ticket.

Well, Spiderman was shit. Super glad I didn't pay for that ticket.

Are we talking "Spider-Man 3" level of shit (with jazz-hands Spidey), or something else entirely?

It was a movie that was about the same ten years ago.