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Giuliana and Bill Rancic are expecting a baby

Apr 23, 9:20 AM (ET)

Associated Press

NEW YORK (AP) - Giuliana and Bill Rancic (RAN'-sihk) are having a baby.

The child will be born later this summer via a gestational surrogate, meaning the baby will be genetically theirs but carried by another woman.

E! News first reported the news that they are expecting.

Last fall, 37-year-old Giuliana announced she had breast cancer and later underwent a double mastectomy. She did not need chemotherapy.

Giuliana is the host of E! News. Bill is a 40-year-old entrepreneur and motivational speaker who won the first season of Donald Trump's "The Apprentice."

Together, they co-star in a reality show on the Style Network called "Giuliana & Bill." Much of the show has been devoted to their fertility issues.

Oh. My. God. It worked.

OK, let me explain. I was so sick and tired of hearing this chick whine for so long about how she and her husband wanted a baby but couldn't have one so a few weeks ago I said, God, please give that woman a baby and I prayed a few times for her and then forgot about it.

And, welp, lookie what happened. Now they're going to be changing shitty diapers. Hehe, suckers.

That's why you are the M A N.

Totally.


Does anyone else watch Mad Men besides me? On last night's episode, Peggy went to the movies by herself and some guy offered her a joint and then after they got high, she jacked him off as they were sitting there in the theater and it showed her arm going up and down and the guy had a durrrrrr look on his face.

On last week's episode, it showed a guy stick his hand up a girl's skirt to finger her pussy while Pete Campbell watched. It was in his adult driver's ed class during a film and Pete was all bummed because he had been trying to seduce the same girl even though he's married.

If this hack can get a chance to perform live on network TV, I don't see how I could fare much worse.

cookies and ice cream.

Reconsider your culture.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 24 2012, 11:37

Screw your culture.

Fixed that for maximum truth.

Might as well go with "screw you and screw your culture", then.

Yak deculture.

I was looking for Seinfeld D&D and ended up on a five-year-old thread about karmas.

Can't we make it five? I'll read my karma log if I want to!

Hilarity ensued for some reason.

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There's more. Much more...

[www.buzzfeed.com] http://www.buzzfeed.com/franklynr/23-femal...ith-beards-53ux

I've been reading a SWTOR comic, and it actually had the quality of the actual SW comics...

This commercial made me laugh so fucking hard the first time I saw it. Her teeth are so nasty. I've since learned she's Georgia May Jagger, the daughter of Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall.

ROFL, Jesus Christ, with all their money they couldn't get that poor girl's bucky beaver donkey gap teeth fixed? I can't believe an American mother would let her daughter go through life with jacked up teeth like that. I guess that's what they mean by getting the London look, grody teeth.

[www.imdb.com] Seefood (2011)

A shark in mecha suit? And that eat tires for lunch? A chicken that talks like Arnold Schwarzenegger? An octopus that can build like Tony Stark? A bamboo shark that can breath on land? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) Finally a Malaysian that can come up with a hilarious plot for 3D animated movie!!! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

This post has been edited by hujan86: Apr 26 2012, 13:58

[www.imdb.com] Seefood (2011)

A shark in mecha suit? And that eat tires for lunch? A chicken that talks like Arnold Schwarzenegger? An octopus that can build like Tony Stark? A bamboo shark that can breath on land? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) Finally a Malaysian that can come up with a hilarious plot for 3D animated movie!!! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

With each animal you mentioned, I wondered how it would taste like.Is there something wrong with me?

Arnold Schwarzenegger probably tastes awful.

Starving cannibals with ageusia disagree with your statement, Dlaglacz.

Perhaps a bit chewy, but that one cashier said the chewy bits aren't harmful.

He would probably be pretty tough cause of all the muscle and so little fat. Would the chewy bits be the fat?

Rob Halford explains "Never Satisfied", from Judas Priest's first album, Rocka Rolla (1974), before performing the song at a concert at Montreal's Bell Center, as many fans were unfamiliar with the song.

Ahahahaha, what?! How can a Judas Priest fan not know the shit off their first album? That's just as pathetic as when you went to see Metallica when they toured for The Black Album and when they did material from the early days when they were actually good and not a load of crap, most of the people in the audience went silent because they didn't know any of the songs. FAILTASTIC.

And then you get even more pissed off and disappointed when you're nowhere to be found on any of the live concert footage when Live Shit: Binge & Purge comes out even though there were fucking cameras EVERYWHERE! And then you see that one dumb bastard you don't like right there in front when James Hetfield goes through the crowd. FUCKER!

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Apr 28 2012, 02:09

LOLWUT HAHAHAHAHAHA