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South Park spoofed Finding Bigfoot. It was only a matter of time.

Tye star wars episode of family guy is brilliant (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

I just checked up on Tony Iommi's website to see how he's doing with his lymphoma cancer.

Message From Tony
27th March 2012
Message From Tony

Hiya,

A little update on how it's all going:

Well, I've had the last dose of chemotherapy so hopefully my body will start to get back to normal soon, the steroids were the worse. I've now got three weeks of radiotherapy coming up which I'm told can be very tiring so we'll see.

A big thanks to Ozzy and Geezer for coming over to England, it was a big incentive for me, we managed to work most days and have some great new tracks.

And, importantly thanks again for your kind messages, hope to be seeing you soon.

- Tony

We lost Ronnie Dio, we can't lose Tony, too. Although, why do I keep thinking of Jimmy Page? He and Led Zeppelin songs keep coming into my mind and I've even had two dreams of him. So weird.

Why do all semi-decent singers end up with overdose, AIDS or cancer ? The only exception I know of is John Lennon who ended up being "caught in the rye".

They can't possibly all be into drugs, can they ?

Why do all semi-decent singers end up with overdose, AIDS or cancer ? The only exception I know of is John Lennon who ended up being "caught in the rye".

They can't possibly all be into drugs, can they ?

When they thought they became better performers or celebrities, they are also thought they became invincible. Thus the thought: "Drug can do me no harm, I'm invincible!"

Experience (normally) comes with age, so only the older ones know their lifespan is limited.

If you are a celebrity and are exactly 27 years old, watch your back. And your step as well.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 7 2012, 12:51

*gasp* The painter Thomas Kinkade died. I'm not even shitting you, not long ago I was thinking about a show I saw where this couple collected all his paintings and I thought they were nutty. Then I thought whoever has original paintings of his is going to be really rich when he dies. And then he died. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

Pirates Five?

Really?

Goddamn the world forever.

I watched a vid of an armless man trying to masturbate.

It was pathetic.

Not enough brain power to use another kind of limb or device ?

Last thing I thought : This is what happens when Sweden meets Russia. Ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling ? This stuff is batshit crazy. And old.


This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 8 2012, 18:54

Wait, did Don Draper on Mad Men really choke a bitch or did he just hallucinate that he choked a bitch?

Many celebrities have gotten into trouble with the cops. Or got caught in a scandal of some sort. Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Amanda Bynes, Snoop Dog, Shia LaBeouf, Mel Gibson, Robert Downey Jr. and the list goes on. But not Ashley Tisdale. I'm sure she's nothing like them. I'm sure she'll live a scandal-free life.

Her musical influences include Britney Spears,[1] Christina Aguilera,[1] Lindsay Lohan,[1] Avril Lavigne,[1] Kelly Clarkson,[69] The Used,[69] Boys Like Girls,[69] Michael Jackson,[70] My Chemical Romance,[71] Lady Gaga,[72] and Fergie[73]

She will get in trouble. It's only a matter of time.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 9 2012, 14:52

Mike Wallace died.

I didn't think about him before it happened, he just died on his own.

Mike Wallace died.

I didn't think about him before it happened, he just died on his own.

How do you even begin to keep track of all this bullshit?
Goddamn, you're a better multitasker than any women I know....

How do you even begin to keep track of all this bullshit?
Goddamn, you're a better multitasker than any women I know....

It's on my homepage news.

I'm gay, we multitask the shit out of bitches. Try highlighting hair, gossiping and checking yourself out in the mirror all at once. Pshaw~ *snap*

I'm gay, we multitask the shit out of bitches.

Sometimes I wish I was gay.

Actually, that's part of my only wish, since I've always wanted to be a gay woman. And I'm a straight man.

Fuck. Some things just don't go as planned.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 10 2012, 04:05

Actually, that's part of my only wish, since I've always wanted to be a gay woman.

You want to be Rosie O'Donnell?

You want to be Rosie O'Donnell?

I forgot to mention fairly good-looking and with a BMI between 17 and 20. And keep my whiteness if that's an option, but then I'd be labeled as a racist.

Sorry, Tens. My bad.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 10 2012, 04:36

Speaking of gay, Max Hodges and Zak Bagans seriously need to do some butt-slammin' porn with each other.