[X] My Assistant

Hmmm, creating a drum beat that doesn't sound like shit is a difficult trick when you're rhythmically retarded.

100 advisors? I saw pictures of a few of those fat-fucks and I wouldn't take advise from a fatass American if he was wearing a military uniform, I don't care how rag-tag looking our military might be. Hell, I even saw a woman there... You wanna solve the Joseph Koni problem? Give me a battalion of infantry Marines and enough air and armor to blast an entire city to kingdom come like we did in Operation Phantom Fury and we'll solve the problem for good. Of course that would be an extremely heavy handed approach and only the most radical of conservatives would approve the wholesale slaughter of that army, considering many of them are children and the loss in personnel (though it surely wouldn't be all that high) would be hard to justify, given that we hold no political or financial stake in his arrest. Whatever little military we send can't take direct action in the mission, which means we're relying on the Ugandans to complete this mission.

[fc03.deviantart.net] (IMG:[farm8.staticflickr.com] http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7040/6969247157_d9a74907f2_m_d.jpg)

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

(this is non-canon, but I like it. It's funny because ironically Isabella always helps Phineas in building and experimenting with things that DEFIED the logical laws of physics when they were still kids)

This post has been edited by hujan86: Mar 10 2012, 15:22

I watched the movie Jennifer's Body and it was funny. I wasn't quite sure if it was supposed to be serious or a comedy but I checked and it's listed as a black comedy horror film. Some of the dialogue is hilarious.

Jennifer: "I'm not even a backdoor-virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. And by the way, that hurts. I couldn't even go to flags the next day. I had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas."

In the beginning where the blonde girl kicked the shit out of the nurse, that was awesome. And when the teacher handed the crying student a tissue with his prosthetic hook arm, OMG, I laughed so hard. That movie was so terrible it was good.

After buying Pedagogy of the Oppressed at Barnes & Noble I found it as a PDF as well. If anyone feels like reading it, PM me and I'll send you a copy... This book is completely worth the read.

It seems a good read from the description as well. I'd get it, but I don't have time to read it, as I'm still on [www.amazon.com] http://www.amazon.com/Developing-Mind-Rela...t/dp/1572307404 , which is hard but great. The author is dead too, and I'm not sure he'd want most of the profit to go to Barnes & Noble...

I watched the movie Jennifer's Body and it was funny. I wasn't quite sure if it was supposed to be serious or a comedy but I checked and it's listed as a black comedy horror film. Some of the dialogue is hilarious.

Jennifer: "I'm not even a backdoor-virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. And by the way, that hurts. I couldn't even go to flags the next day. I had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas."

In the beginning where the blonde girl kicked the shit out of the nurse, that was awesome. And when the teacher handed the crying student a tissue with his prosthetic hook arm, OMG, I laughed so hard. That movie was so terrible it was good.

So the movie's actually pretty good? And it's not used as a poor excuse just to showoff Megan Fox's sexy appeal? Wow...

So the movie's actually pretty good? And it's not used as a poor excuse just to showoff Megan Fox's sexy appeal? Wow...

Please be aware that I said it was so terrible it was good. The shit they say throughout the movie and the campy acting is what makes it watchable. I saw it on TV and I could kind of tell where they were editing some of the dialogue which only made it seem more ridiculous. And I must admit, Megan Fox really is quite stunning.

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Mar 12 2012, 00:52

Oh, Scott Adsit. You make me smile.

Please be aware that I said it was so terrible it was good. The shit they say throughout the movie and the campy acting is what makes it watchable. I saw it on TV and I could kind of tell where they were editing some of the dialogue which only made it seem more ridiculous. And I must admit, Megan Fox really is quite stunning.

Similarly, the "action sequences", "special effects" and plot twists in Poolboy (starring Kevin Sorbo) was horrible and ridiculous, I actually found it very funny. So when you said Jeniffer's Body was so terrible that it was good, that's actually good enough for me.

I'm soooo glad Fashion Police went to a full hour. I've been a longtime fan of that show. Where's Kleenex? I think he would like it. I can see him joining the Joan Rangers in his skinny jeans. We gather round and bash on celebs wearing awful clothing. It airs Friday nights on E!


Also, does anyone watch Too Cute on Animal Planet? It's on Saturday night and it shows nothing but darling little kitties or sweet little puppies. It even comes with this warning at the beginning of the show.

(IMG:[s18.postimage.org] http://s18.postimage.org/lph1dm2zt/Too_Cute_Viewer_Discretion.png)

OMG, so cute. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/anime_cry.gif)

So this commercial for Full Metal Jousting (wait, what?) comes up and some guy takes a shot to the nuts. In his words, "I felt an explosion in my crotch." A lance to the balls? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

I still wouldn't watch it though.

"Where'd you get that sword from??"
"Well, I met a blindfolded woman yesterday and was worried that she might harm somebody..."
Top drawer, whoever-from-my-former-drama-group-came-up-with-this-line, Top drawer!

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Mar 16 2012, 10:26

Oh, MATES. I love you so.

Last night's Project Runway All Stars was really good because it's getting down to the wire. Next week is the finale and I hope Austin Scarlett wins it. He looks so much better since he shaved off that icky mustache. He was totally gorgeous on [www.mylifetime.com] After the Runway. I love his pretty blonde hair, makeup and fashion sense. And oh, that pearl necklace. *gasp*

As I was watching, I kept thinking of Mondo as Radixius because Mondo has his emotional "suffering for his art" breakdowns with his designs yet he can pull some decent work out of his ass when he's not beating himself up every five minutes. And then Austin was me of course, because he flutters around like an aristocratic queen of the couture fairies and goes into the workroom fully zhuzhed. And then Isaac Mizrahi was Kleenex just sitting there being obviously gay. ROFL, great episode.

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Mar 16 2012, 23:57

Good ol' DeForest Kelley, bein' a bawss.

This post has been edited by radixius: Mar 17 2012, 04:03

Just thinking about the previous visit about the festival. In the past still need to remember it.

I want Glee back. D:

That episode of Family Guy where Brian scares Stewie with Queen's News of the World album cover was pretty funny.


Later on edit: I just watched 90210 ohh ohhhh my gaawwwwd. They ended this week's episode all dramatic n' shit. I was all (IMG:[s15.postimage.org] http://s15.postimage.org/rhirgmn8n/stunned.png)

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Mar 21 2012, 06:17

(Sorry for the possible melodramaticism, I feel poetic this evening...)

Due to my social status, combined with my mental mishaps, I am forced to put a threefold effort into everything, while all those rich kids in my class simply get it like that, be it free time, tools and books, or any other means of passing exams more easily or fullfilling whatever dreams they have.

My classmates have no motivation because everything is laid out before their feet, I have none because I might not be allowed to study due to my constant financial situation, needless to say that I will probably even have to pay the debts of my parents.

I am the sacrifice that society has to make to continue working for those who benefit from it, a perfectly raised and educated piece of scum, hating and loathing everything in sight, but still too civilised to simply pull the plug or cause any collateral damage.
Take me away from here.

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Mar 22 2012, 01:20