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You're making it really hard for me to like you right now.

I always assumed the most I could hope for was indifference anyway.

Then today, I saw bits of the Born This Way video on E! news where she's dancing in her underwear. She's a scrawny little thing and looks kinda sickly. Shitty dancer, too.

I agree.

Her dancing isn't really dancing.

I love the video for Girlz by Beyonce. I love her dancing.

Also... Glee. Samcedes came true. I am in bliss.

This post has been edited by suta: May 25 2011, 06:17

I always assumed the most I could hope for was indifference anyway.

That fucking hurts.

Oh pshaw. I still love ya.

Gaga's Monster Ball was great

The Oprah Show is now officially over. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)

Note do documentary filmmakers: if you don't have relevant live footage to show during an interview, filming things close up or filming things at a distance but blurry does not improve the show. If you have nothing to show, just show the person being interviewed and leave at that. It's not artistic it just makes me think the director is a twat.

This is fucking pathetic.

If Judas Priest was on stage without the American Idol douchebag, it might've been a bit more tolerable. Blech. I'm glad K.K. retired so he didn't have to partake in that mess. They also picked the two most boring, commercial songs they could.

Totally want to see Lion King in the theaters. Although I hate 3D, I might try it.

Whatever rapper/r&b/radio person first woke up one day and thought "You know what music needs? More airhorn," needs be brutally beaten in front of their family and paraded through the street as an example to others.

Have weekends always been the time when TV stations run marathons? I enjoy the occasional episode of Mythbusters or Deadliest Catch, but would I ever want to marathon either show? Spongebob is occasionally funny but could I listen to his laugh for more than 2 or 3 episodes at a time? I understand that it's assumed I should be out doing something on the weekend, but some of us are perpetually broke and don't have many options.

You could be watching Doctor Who, instead.

Spongebob is occasionally funny [. . .]

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On Saturday nights, they have mini-marathons of Ghost Adventures if you need your Zak fix and lately on Animal Planet, they've been constantly showing River Monsters.

River Monsters is really interesting. It's the kind of show that I never thought in a million years I would watch but I like it for some reason. Probably because of all the weird fish that guy pulls out of the water. Strange stuff. I never knew fish like that even existed and a lot of them have huge teeth.

Seems as though The Hangover: Part II is the darker, sinister, downer "Empire" of The Hangover trilogy. Yes, sad news, a third one is being planned. Hopefully there's some redemption, maybe a group of midgets with severe body hair issues slash a cosplay enthusiasm living in whatever terrible forest they find themselves in after this group of idiots doesn't learn their lesson a second time.

Never thought I'd find myself liking Drowning Pool. Horns Up is a nice little head-banger anthem, though.

I got nothing to lose, nothing to prove
Yet the clock keeps ticking, ticking my time away
My sweet mother ain't got nothing to save
I got one foot in the gutter, one in the grave
I'm asking why, why, why
Do you wanna see me try, try, try
Fall back kick it through to another day
Spit the bit, cut the reigns, make it go away

C'mon get up, get down and give your horns up
Raise your horns up
I feel it coming over me
C'mon get up, get down and give your horns up
Raise your horns up
I feel you breaking under me

Well I'm coming at you 1, 2, 3 double fist pounding baby
I say you better think twice crosses fall when you're running with me
I'll take you down, down, down
Kickin till you're 6 feet under the ground
Smoke that ass like the day's last cigarette
Light the fires, burn the tires, screamin' blood and sweat

It's taking control taking control of me
I feel you breaking under me

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: May 30 2011, 07:00

Mega luuuuuuuuuuuulzing at this video.

I looooooove it. I have to use several unneeded vowels to express my glee.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzSn2efsyM4

This post has been edited by suta: May 31 2011, 06:32

My Watch Later cue just keeps getting longer and longer. I think I must be in denial or something.

My Watch Later cue just keeps getting longer and longer. I think I must be in denial or something.

I have extra time. Care to be mega lame and send me links to them? I have nothing to do.