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I once accidentally left the TV on that station for a few minutes until I realized what I had done. It scared the shit out of me. Even the commercials are scary.

What's worse than a shark attack? A [www.imdb.com] two-headed shark attack? Whoa. That's so... creative. (SARCASM)

2 Billboard
1 Rolling Stone
2 Vissionaire (1 more coming in the next month or so)
1 Cosmo
2 Elle

This is what is left until I have all the major English magazines that Gaga has been on the cover and featured in. Will I go international after that? Probably not. Too expensive and what's the fuckin' point if I can't read it? I am a consumer whore.

And how!

I've been able to barter my way though the majority of them but now I'm down to 4 of the more expensive ones and I don't think it'll be nearly as easy.

What's worse than a shark attack? A [www.imdb.com] two-headed shark attack? Whoa. That's so... creative. (SARCASM)

Couldn't you just get between the two heads? There seems to be a pretty big gap; you could just chill there and stab their eyes out.

Movies these days have become so utterly boring, that or my sense of entertainment is completely fucked.

Movies these days have become so utterly boring, that or my sense of entertainment is completely fucked.

Some of both.

The Great Leap Forward Poured Down Upon Us One Day Like a Mighty Storm, Suddenly and Furiously Blinding Our Senses. We Stood Transfixed in Blank Devotion as Our Leader Spoke to Us, Looking Down on Our Mute Faces with a Great, Raging, and Unseeing Eye. Like the Howling Glory of the Darkest Winds, This Voice Was Thunderous and the Words Holy, Tangling Their Way Around Our Hearts and Clutching Our Innocent Awe. A Message of Avarice Rained Down and Carried Us Away into False Dreams of Endless Riches. 'Annihilate the Sparrow, That Stealer of Seed, and Our Harvests Will Abound; We Will Watch Our Wealth Flood In.' And by Our Own Hand Did Every Last Bird Lie Silent in Their Puddles, the Air Barren of Song as the Clouds Drifted Away. For Killing Their Greatest Enemy, the Locusts Noisily Thanked Us and Turned Their Jaws Toward Our Crops, Swallowing Our Greed Whole. Millions Starved and We Became Skinnier and Skinnier, While Our Leaders Became Fatter and Fatter. Finally, as That Blazing Sun Shone Down Upon Us, Did We Know That True Enemy Was the Voice of Blind Idolatry; and Only Then Did We Begin to Think for Ourselves. As the Black Wind Withers in the Sky, We Are Graced Dimly in Our Dreams.

TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED TOMORROW! Doing at least New York City and Boston. Also, fuck your bandwidth and your eyes, I'm doing this.

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This post has been edited by cptkleenex: Feb 8 2012, 08:01

Kind of looks like substance abuse, Cpt.

In other news... Glee was amazing tonight.

Alone and Unaware, the Landscape was Transformed in Front of Our Eyes. Buildings Began to Stretch Wide Across the Sky, And the Air Filled with a Reddish Glow, The Soundless Dawn Came Alive as Cities Began to Mark the Horizon. Mechanical Sounds Cascaded Through the City Walls and Everyone Reveled in Their Ignorance, A Brief Moment of Clarity Broke Through the Deafening Hum, But It Was Too Late. Our Happiest Days Slowly Began to Turn into Dust, The Sixth Extinction Crept Up Slowly, Like Sunlight Through the Shutters, as We Looked Back in Regret.

That's a pretty trippy image of Joan Rivers you posted there, Cappy.

That's a pretty trippy image of Joan Rivers you posted there, Cappy.

Ohhh, that's who that is!

Good eye, there, sir.

SHE TROLLED ME! All that was announced today was the first 11 of 110 venues and they were all international! I am disappoint.

[www.avclub.com] Finally!

I thought it was pretty much confirmed that Hugh Laurie wanted out after this season.

Not that I knew of, but RSL definitely wanted out and, honestly, if he bailed, what the crap would be the point of watching?

I would be heartbroken if the show continued without RSL.

The US dates don't start until 2013... that sucks cause I'll be dead by then. Oh well.