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Flintstones as played by The Griffins.

Flintstones as played by The Griffins.

I saw them do that in Family Guy. It was funny.

Gaga's latest Tweet involved her urinating herself after seeing the stage for the Born This Way Ball. Some thing my dear, we don't need to know.

Gaga's latest Tweet involved her urinating herself after seeing the stage for the Born This Way Ball. Some thing my dear, we don't need to know.

Maybe she'll pee on you if you ask her nicely.

Maybe she'll pee on you if you ask her nicely.

Would I want to meet her? Yes. Would I like one those cliche kisses or hugs while I get a picture with her? Yes. Would I do the totally gay looking "paws up" pose around her? Yes. Would I want her to piss on me? Methinks no.

Would I want to meet her? Yes. Would I like one those cliche kisses or hugs while I get a picture with her? Yes. Would I do the totally gay looking "paws up" pose around her? Yes. Would I want her to piss on me? Methinks no.

Not enough of a fan like that girl was for R. Kelly?

Would I want to meet her? Yes. Would I like one those cliche kisses or hugs while I get a picture with her? Yes. Would I do the totally gay looking "paws up" pose around her? Yes. Would I want her to piss on me? Methinks no.

You're weak!

Sorry, I would do all manner of dirty sexual things, maybe even moreso with her, but I just don't feel like involving myself with manner of the excretory system. I mean sure, I met a celebrity but who really wants to hear the story about the Gaga golden shower except for fucking freaks like you guys?

If Jake Snider came up to me and was like, "If you let me piss on your leg, I will teach you how to play the rhythm guitar part of 'Surfin' Movie.'"

I'd do it.

Even if it was a lie, because I could probably make a Ragecast episode solely about that.

And I'd do it to have a good story at my next bar meet.

If Jake Snider came up to me and was like, "If you let me piss on your leg, I will teach you how to play the rhythm guitar part of 'Surfin' Movie.'"

Ok well if there was some stipulation attached to it then I might consider it. If it was just "hey, you in the crowd, I'm going to piss on you" I might consider stepping to the side. If it was "hey, you in the crowd, I'm going to piss on you and then you can come back stage and do whatever you want with me" then I might be cool with it. It would be the most embarrassing thing I've ever had to do just to play a game of Battleship with her though.

just to play a game of Battleship with her

Can't tell if this is a euphemism or not. You wanna "sink her submarine?"

Why does everything have to be about sex with you people? Is there anything wrong with a guy willing to take a golden shower so that he can play a nice board game with his idol? I'm sure she has to deal with plenty of people wanting to jump her bones so I'm sure she'd be pleasantly surprised just to kick back and try desperately to take out the last remaining patrol boat.

Think about it for a second, there are probably a good few people who can claim they've slept with Gaga. How many can claim they were pissed on and then beat her in a game of Battleship?

Why does everything have to be about sex with you people? Is there anything wrong with a guy willing to take a golden shower so that he can play a nice board game with his idol? I'm sure she has to deal with plenty of people wanting to jump her bones so I'm sure she'd be pleasantly surprised just to kick back and try desperately to take out the last remaining patrol boat.

Think about it for a second, there are probably a good few people who can claim they've slept with Gaga. How many can claim they were pissed on and then beat her in a game of Battleship?

You're already counting on your victory, that's the attitude of a third rate soldier...

This post has been edited by Pseudoshy: Jan 21 2012, 09:10

You're already counting on your victory, that's the attitude of a third rate soldier...

I'm also counting on a hypothetical piss session too so it all kinda falls flat don't you think?

Battleships is for babies. Guess Who? is the game of champions.

Battleships is for babies. Guess Who? is the game of champions.

Is it?

Battleships is for babies. Guess Who? is the game of champions.

Never. This is tactical forecasting meant to be taken seriously.

I can't believe it's taken me almost 4 years to understand how amazing this scene is.

I had a comment but then I eated it.