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I never said they couldn't, it's just that it's a rather dramatic change in those two. I don't keep up with either one of them but I can still see how much of a change there's been.

Just offering some dialogue.

Besides that, you'd think the ones with all that money would be able to maintain themselves. They can afford healthy food and awesome trainers. My ass has to eat garbage food because it's cheaper.

In before people that have no business gaging the weight of others become judgmental.

Wasn't Kelly Clarkson always a little on the meatier side? Not really fat or chunky, but healthy.

And didn't Christina Aguilera go through this weird phase a few years ago where she suddenly turned Hispanic? She suddenly got really tan, dyed her hair black, and got a little chubby.

Of course, I could just be imagining things, since I only have a vague idea of what's going on in pop culture at any given time.

Aye, the most common ailment of low socioeconomic status; malnutrition.

Wasn't Kelly Clarkson always a little on the meatier side? Not really fat or chunky, but healthy.

She wasn't skin and bones but she was fairly slender. I know that some weight can always be attributed to aging but she just seems noticeably larger now. Granted she was not wearing a very flattering ensemble when I saw her (SNL) but still.

Herp derp, malnutrition doesn't mean starvation. Some people don't seem to understand that.

Hmm. I think that should have been a colon instead of a semicolon. Oh well.

Mal: ehh.. Yeah. I dont know if youre agreeing with me or thinking that by malnutrition I meant starvation. Either way its true; most poor people will actually be more prone to getting fat than to being sickly skinny.

I guess no one's ever heard of a distended stomach before?

I was making a general statement prompted by your statement and not directed at anyone in particular.

I guess no one's ever heard of a distended stomach before?

I work in the medical industry nigga, of course I have.

Ah. Very well. Carry on.

Is it wrong that these days, I mostly associate distended bellies to weird porn I'm not interested in?

I just saw an A Clockwork Orange themed pornography... I... What?

I just saw an A Clockwork Orange themed pornography... I... What?

Wasn't the original already pretty close to porn anyway?

[www.pornhub.com] I just don't understand the world anymore.

What kind of world do we live in where porn isn't creative?

What kind of world do we live in where porn isn't creative?

The kind of world that allows for near instant communication to send digitized porn across the globe, and thus, making porn (and most everything else) seem increasingly repetitive with any prolonged exposure/research...oh wait...was this one of those rhetorical questions? Am I doing it wrong?

I started Big Lebowski, saw it was awful, and stopped.

It's on my to-watch list for years now. Probably because based on what I heard of it, I think watching it will be work rather than entertainment.

Heh. Not really, I just can't shield from seeing pranks from the point of view of the victim. Probably also why I find most "comedy" movies annoying and not funny at all.

This is why you won't like it.