[X] My Assistant

That'll do pig... that'll do.

Back on track with the culture rap
Deviating from the norm
Up in the eye of the storm
Raddy and Cappy at each other's throats
Pseudo mediating to drop some fresh flows

... Ok. I'll stop now.

I was going to start typing in some rap lyrics but a message came up on my screen that said "warning you are white, posting rap lyrics is not advised".

White people can rap. I know a good white rapper (and I'm not talking about Eminem) that drops some good lines.

You don't understand, I'm like super white. Not albino white but pretty damned white. I might be able to be an asshole CEO one day but a rapper I will not be.

Ah yes. Your political agenda. I hope you don't turn into one of them.

Ah yes. Your political agenda. I hope you don't turn into one of them.

Not a chance my friend.

No, I can't. I would feel to much like a spammer. Sorry.

And that's why you're one of the good'ns, Hellfire McNumbername.

Not a chance my friend.

Well. I'll hold you to it. I'll have my scop-err I mean eye on you...

And that's why you're one of the good'ns, Hellfire McNumbername.

When I'm not huffing and puffing and trying to blow down that door.

And that's only if there's a child behind the door and you have an insatiable lust.

What's the point of fucking posting it then? If you put it on the internet for other people to see, then why would you just put nothingness?

It serves as a warning to steer away from such wreckage.

Any time I hear that song Breathe by Prodigy, I always hear the dumbest lyrics in my head.

Inhale, inhale put on a bake sale

Prodigy is pretty grand.

I don't disagree with that.

Well, there's my positivity quota on this board for 2012.

I didn't think you'd have too much in you.

Next culture thought: I know this is a case of "because South Park said it's true", but I don't think Sarah Jessica Parker is so ugly that she's gotten this horse joke attached to her. I mean, she's not like Top 10 celebrity fuckable but she's certainly not horse ugly.

I tried to understand the bove posts bur I am so drunk I couldn't even spell my own name, so here goes: Apparently I ahve been beaen up vby five (eriously FIVE) turkish assholes whoi appparently thought that I isulted their mother, whereas I xcan't remember anytrhing else but Me askling thgem for the way to my pals....... I donÄt know whazt to say and I hope I will never satumölbe across those violent assholesagaiun... I mena, TWO AGAUINST FIVE????? THAT'S NOT FAIT,MAN!!!

Les jeux sont faits...

Carlos Santana on the same stage with Justin Beiber and Pitbull? No Justin and Pitbull, you have not earned the right to stand in the same city with Carlos Santana let alone the same stage.

Yak deculture!