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It have an story: Last week my ••••••• told me:
??.- So, you like the horror gory movies?
Me.- Hell yeah man
??.- Well, then I have what you need
Me.- Really? (While stop to watch the TV to put attention)
??.- Yeah, it's a reallysick movie about mutilation, blood, automutilation and some other sick stuff
Me.- Really?
??.- You want it? I'll lend it but don't come crying after watch it
Me.- (laughs) Who you think I am?
Next day I put it in my Betamax DVD player and, well, I can't remember the name of it, but it was about some idiot who travel to South America or Canada, I can't remember; and then found a pyramid where lies some bushes that when are touched enter by the anus, vagina and urethra of them and start to grow inside. Yeah, it was a shit. So I was pissed off, so the next day:
Me.- Fuck you, motherfucker! You made me waste my time watching shit!
??.- Don't say motherfucker in front of my parents
Me.- Fuck them too! Now it's time for you to pay for this. Take this! (Delivering a copy of one of my beloved movies)
??.- What's this?
Me.- If you wanna know you'll have to check it out.
Now, I'm really happy of create a trauma in a poor 18 years old whore. Yahahaharrgh!
What movie was? Well, it was the •••••••• from •••••••
(If you read this whole story and you know thename of that movie of the bushes send me a sign and you'll get a reward for toell me and for read this.)
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Last movie you saw?, Report in all you cinephiles
Aug 21 2011, 04:01
