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In order to combat dupe accounts, cut down on trolling, and enforce the age limit for registered accounts, we will be introducing the RealPervert identity system about a week from now. This system will be used to display your real name next to your display name on the forums as well as on Galleries. We believe this will connect the E-Hentai community in ways they haven't been connected before, and help improve the quality of conversations and make the forums an even more enjoyable place for perverts to visit.
Most of you do not have to do anything to have your real name appear. We'll be using the Address Protocol Resolution for Internet Layer mechanism (a reverse lookup for IP addresses to MAC addresses) combined with the Federal Open Lookup Service (the sales registration system for all Ethernet adapters connected to border-crossing networks like the Internet) to update all existing members automatically.
Note that this will not work if your ISP has already migrated to IPv6, as APR is not IPv6 compatible. In this case, you will be asked to send in either your drivers license, a government-issued ID, or birth certificate issued anywhere except for the US state of Hawaii.
As we realize that this has some privacy implications, you can still reserve yourself against your name being displayed. In order to do so, you'll need to post in this thread within three days from now. After this time, there will be no way to have the RealPervent identity hidden.