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post Apr 1 2011, 09:44
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(Yes, this was obviously an April Fools. Even if you thought this was possible, the Address Protocol Resolution for Internet Layer / Federal Open Lookup Service should have tipped you off. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif))

In order to combat dupe accounts, cut down on trolling, and enforce the age limit for registered accounts, we will be introducing the RealPervert™ identity system about a week from now. This system will be used to display your real name next to your display name on the forums as well as on Galleries. We believe this will connect the E-Hentai community in ways they haven't been connected before, and help improve the quality of conversations and make the forums an even more enjoyable place for perverts to visit.

Most of you do not have to do anything to have your real name appear. We'll be using the Address Protocol Resolution for Internet Layer mechanism (a reverse lookup for IP addresses to MAC addresses) combined with the Federal Open Lookup Service (the sales registration system for all Ethernet adapters connected to border-crossing networks like the Internet) to update all existing members automatically.

Note that this will not work if your ISP has already migrated to IPv6, as APR is not IPv6 compatible. In this case, you will be asked to send in either your drivers license, a government-issued ID, or birth certificate issued anywhere except for the US state of Hawaii.

As we realize that this has some privacy implications, you can still reserve yourself against your name being displayed. In order to do so, you'll need to post in this thread within three days from now. After this time, there will be no way to have the RealPervent™ identity hidden.
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post Apr 1 2011, 09:54
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PM'd you a copy of my drivers license

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post Apr 1 2011, 10:31
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11) There should be absolutely no violations of people's privacy. This goes for everyone. Posting of any personally identifiable information like names, phone numbers, addresses and so on is strictly prohibited. This also applies for your own personal information.

Kaboom! The world just exploded. Looks like Tenboro's evil twin is at the helm today.
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post Apr 1 2011, 10:33
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O M G (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)

Nothing to do against that, i guess...btw, can i bribe you into faking my real name? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cool.gif)
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post Apr 1 2011, 10:39
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If you're serious about this, you should have picked a better date.

Today is April Fools day after all. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

Even if it's not a joke, I got no worries. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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post Apr 1 2011, 10:40
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Beh... you had me going there.

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post Apr 1 2011, 10:40
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This... reeks of April Fools prank. lol
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post Apr 1 2011, 10:44
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Still, I wonder how many users are under age. I'm pretty sure some are. Hell, for all we know, Tenboro could be a twelve year old programming out of his parents' basement. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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post Apr 1 2011, 10:53
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Fuck!
I hope no one I know also browses this site (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)
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post Apr 1 2011, 11:16
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Happy April Fool, everyone!
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post Apr 1 2011, 11:50
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I nearly believed... but I got a pretty evil April Joke from a fansub group so I was kinda prepared (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) Nice try though =D
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post Apr 1 2011, 13:18
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I know him. I will be laughing when he does it (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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post Apr 1 2011, 13:21
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Is this a joke? If so the humor is practically killing me (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)
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post Apr 1 2011, 13:47
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But i am already known as a pervert among everyone who knows me...... whats the point ? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)
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post Apr 1 2011, 13:55
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What the heck, I'll bite.

Signed!
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post Apr 1 2011, 14:08
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Looks like a smart way to get posts from paranoid lurkers. So evil.

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As we realize that this has some privacy implications, you can still reserve yourself against your name being displayed. In order to do so, you'll need to post in this thread within three days from now.

Objection !

Happy April Fools' Day, everyone.
We'd better be careful with the shrine rewards today... Might end up with something fishy. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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post Apr 1 2011, 14:12
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WTF? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
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post Apr 1 2011, 14:28
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LOL. We are RealPerverts under Additional Information in our profiles now. This is too funny. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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post Apr 1 2011, 14:41
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Bah ah ha ha ha ha

Oh some joke hmm... or is it?
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post Apr 1 2011, 14:43
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I dont know why i thought this was real XD the name of the program seemed abit fishy (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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