QUOTE(gamagaeru @ Feb 17 2014, 15:25)
The Splendid Source:
A brand new wife is nervous that she is too big for her new husband since she has told him she's a virgin. A friend tells her to put raw meat inside to fill up the space. After their first night of passionate love making she awakens to find her new husband has left for work he has left a note. The note reads... "My darling, I am sorry I cannot be here with you when you wake but I must go to work to make money to take care of you in our new life. Oh and P.S., your vagina is in the sink."
So sauce -> meat -> fake vagina?
fake orgasm.