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I can't find anything more pathetic than being offended by a text game on a cartoon titty porn site.

hey we have cosplay too

hey we have cosplay too

inb4 cosplay goes away like an asian porn.

I can't find anything more pathetic than being offended by a text game on a cartoon titty porn site.

There's a certain racial slur that is wordfiltered, so your argument is invalid.

MONSTER CREATION GUIDELINES

- Do not create monsters based on other people on the forum without their permission.

- You can create *one* monster based on yourself, but don't overdo it. No one cares to fight Mr. X's Left Testicle, or Mr. X's Other Kitten.

- Otherwise, your monster should preferably be based on mythology or characters/races/etc in anime, manga, games, movies, books, etc etc - something that people will recognize.
-- MAKE SURE YOU SPELL THE NAME CORRECTLY. Google it to make sure. At some point you will be able to rename monsters, but this is some ways off.
-- And for the love of Shiva, if "your" name is taken, don't put stupid padding around it to get it past the duplicate name checker.
-- When creating monsters based on characters, use the full name (first + last order). If there are monsters with similar names, usually only one of them will stay, based on name accuracy and seniority.

- "Original" creations are allowed to some extent, but keep the stupid out of it. Having forty different kinds of penis monsters is just silly. Don't be a retard.
-- Avoid profanity, explicit offensive terms and stuff that makes no sense.

- Don't use misleading names. "Bob the Dragon" better be a god damn Dragon.

Failure to stick to these guidelines can cause your monster to be de-listed. That means it will no longer spawn in battles, which will essentially waste one of your slots permanently.

The amount of 'Ouzai-whatever' monsters is getting ridiculous. Especially since having more than one even violates the rule. So tired of seeing Ouzai-someretardedname; even if they are weak as hell..

Well. there are lots of ouzai as well after lvl 200 (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif) u will get used to it soon

Well. there are lots of ouzai as well after lvl 200 (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif) u will get used to it soon

Sounds less like something to get used to and more something to be rectified by the deactivation of the monsters, in accordance with the rules and policy on monster creation.

How many times do I need to say that those naming rules aren't enforced anymore? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/faint.gif)

How many times do I need to say that those naming rules aren't enforced anymore? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/faint.gif)

Until they are enforced again.

4 2 Scanning 426...
HP: 670/670 MP: 35/94 SP: 12/33
Monster Class: Undead, Power Level 49
Monster Trainer: ZABORGER
Melee Attack: Slashing
Weak against: Fire, Holy
Resistant to: Piercing, Cold, Elec, Wind, Dark
Impervious to: Nothing
4 1 You use Scan.

A number name would be slightly less stupid for a mechanoid, but 'cmon.

4 2 Scanning Not Mechanoid...
HP: 631/631 MP: 14/104 SP: 20/34
Monster Class: Mechanoid, Power Level 53
Monster Trainer: wuwuandy
Melee Attack: Piercing
Weak against: Elec
Resistant to: Piercing, Fire, Cold, Wind, Holy, Soul
Impervious to: Nothing

...

This post has been edited by Marvin666: Jun 27 2012, 00:25

Spawned Monster A: MID=27440 (Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen 501st)

The nameless moster now has a (long) name. Problem solved.

Not Mechanoid

You know what, I have seen several Not X monsters and without exception they were always X.
In a way you could say its tongue in cheek humor, aka, a specifically specific denial.

This post has been edited by mrttao: Jun 28 2012, 05:49

10 2 Scanning Succubess...
HP: 917.5/2262.5 MP: 36/120 SP: 29/39
Monster Class: Daimon, Power Level 52
Monster Trainer: Grubnash
Melee Attack: Slashing
Weak against: Crushing, Slashing, Piercing, Holy, Soul
Resistant to: Dark
Impervious to: Nothing

Random complaint... what is with all the "Pile of" monsters? And even dumber, the (intentionally?) misspelled "Plie of Dragons".

"bob the dragon better be a dragon"

What about Dragon Lich? (Could be undead OR dragon)...
And there is "Magma Dragon" which is an elemental.
And a bunch of others which concatenate names of different classes.

MID=17568 (Flying Spaqhetti Monster)
MID=21221 (Real Live)

This post has been edited by mrttao: Jul 9 2012, 00:27

I've run across a monster named "weak against crushing" that is resistant to crushing which is also against the rules.

I can't find anything more pathetic than being offended by a text game on a cartoon titty porn site.

I can...

Mormon's are not allowed by their faith to look at porn in the first place.

I can't find anything more pathetic than being offended by a text game on a cartoon titty porn site.

Be that as it may, the rules explicitly forbid hateful / bigoted naming of monsters.

MID=35100 (Bone Vampire) is a reptile.

It's a futurama reference.
[theinfosphere.org] http://theinfosphere.org/Bone_Vampire
Looks fairly reptilian.

MID=35100 (Bone Vampire) is a reptile.

Nice fail.