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The Official "Report A Retarded Monster" Thread, Since an actual voting system hopefully shouldn't be necessary |
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Feb 13 2011, 08:27
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Bealz
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- Don't use misleading names. "Bob the Dragon" better be a god damn Dragon. This is my rational for most of the following-
Format MID Mob name - current species (what it should be or why its included)
1771 Blackbird - arthropod (avian) 1540 Cute Cuddlefish - arthropod (beast) 1759 Cyber Peacock - arthropod (mechanical?) 1295 Dante - arthropod (humanoid or demon) 2869 Duriel - arthropod (demon)
1523 Lancelot -avian (humanoid) 2431 Mutalisk - avian (arthropod) 2716 Nagato - avian (humanoid) 2739 Pet - avian (too vague) 1576 Setsuna Sakurazaki - avian (celestial,demon,humanoid)
2150 Danny - beast (humanoid?) 1138 Expunge Machine - beast (mechanoid) 2726 Galahad - beast (humanoid) 2690 John Mclain - beast (humanoid) 1716 Konjiki No Yami - beast (humanoid ? ) 1197 Nuclear Holocaust - beast (elemental) 1527 Pizza - beast (doesnt fit a category) 2771 Tweety - beast (avian)
2079 Dark Archon - celestial (elemental,demon) 2660 David - celestial (humanoid) 1319 Diamond Cerberus - celestial (beast,demon) 2849 Hairy Plotter -celestial (really .... really ?) 1407 Kitty - celestial (beast) 1081 Mintberry Crunch - celestial (humanoid) 2621 Spider Manba - celestial (arthropod) 1637 White Fox Miko - celestial (beast) ?
2231 Giant Bat - demon (beast) 2586 Giant Moth - demon (beast, arthropod?) 1438 Jesus - demon (humanoid,celestial) 1056 Salamander - demon (reptilian) 2414 Test - demon
1671 Big James - dragonkin (giant,humanoid?) 2805 Chocobo - dragonkin (beast,avian) 2510 Cultosaurus Erectus - dragonkin (reptilian?) 2835 Fog Zone - dragonkin (elemental?) 2204 Godlike - dragonkin (celestial) 2611 Goku - dragonkin (humanoid) 2516 Gurren - dragonkin (mechanoid?) 1341 Viper - dragonkin (reptilian)
2017 Demon Boy - elemental (demon) 2878 Electronic - elemental (mechanoid) 2385 Robert - elemental (humanoid) 2270 Mr T - giant (humanoid) 2145 Naruto - giant (humanoid) 1236 Orc Raider - giant (humanoid) 2114 Peter Pan - giant (humanoid)
1648 Baal - mechanoid (demon)
2129 Blue Dragon - undead (dragonkin)
Kinda skimmed over the end lol
This post has been edited by Bealz: Feb 13 2011, 13:02
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Feb 13 2011, 09:26
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MisterLemon
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QUOTE(Bealz @ Feb 13 2011, 00:27) 1180 Fire Worm - arthropod (beast)
Actually, if the worm is a centipede (and in video game land, the species are often interchangable), then this is most definitely an arthropod. Besides that, arthropods have fire resistance, which makes sense for this one. QUOTE 1638 Mrs Potts - arthropod (humanoid)
I think we can assume this is her teapot form, so it would be better to classify as a Sprite. QUOTE 2711 Demon Squirrel - beast (demon)
Kind of a toss-up really. QUOTE 2788 Freya The Dragon Knight - beast (humanoid)
Freya from Final Fantasy IX is part of a race of bipedal rats. QUOTE 2088 Hot Vixen - beast (humanoid)
A vixen is a literal fox. QUOTE 1597 Ceiling Cat - celestial (beast)
Ceiling Cat is the LOLCats version of God, so that may be the reasoning. QUOTE 1319 Diamond Cerberus - celestial (beast)
It's a mythological creature, so I would call it a Daimon. QUOTE 2278 Ghost Of Christmas Past - celestial (undead)
The Undead class does not extend to the incorporeal. Besides, GoCP is rather angelic in every depiction of her I've seen. QUOTE 1642 Ifrit - celestial (elemental)
No, espers/eidolons/aeons/whatever you call them are Celestials first and foremost. QUOTE 1698 Elemental Colossus - giant (elemental)
I think the colossus part should preclude the elemental part. ----------- The problem is, creative monsters are often pigeonholed into subclasses that are too narrow to represent them. Perhaps each monster should be registered under two creature types (different or same), and its stats some combination of the two. For instance: 2711 Demon Squirrel - beast/daimon Strength: 8.5 Dexterity: 9 Agility: 8.5 Endurance: 5.5 Intelligence: 4.5 Wisdom: 3.5 Fire Resist: 0 Cold Resist: +25 Elec Resist: +12.5 Wind Resist: +37.5 Holy Resist: -25 Dark Resist: +50 Soul Resist: -12.5 Crushing Resistance: 0 Slashing Resistance: -12.5 Piercing Resistance: -12.5 Available Melee Damage Types: Piercing, Slashing
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Feb 13 2011, 09:52
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bladejtr
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1116 Dark Gryphon - beast (avian) Gryphons are half lion half eagle, so one would certainly be able to choose either. 2158 Moonlight Flower - beast (doesnt fit any category) Moonlight flower is a furry monster from Ragnarok Online, so humanoid or beast is fitting. 2829 Diana - celestial (humanoid) QUOTE Diana (lt. "heavenly" or "divine") was the goddess of the hunt, being associated with wild animals and woodland, and also of the moon in Roman mythology. 1642 Ifrit - celestial (elemental) QUOTE Afreet—also spelled ifrit, efreet, ifreet, and afrit (Arabic: ʻIfrīt: عفريت, pl ʻAfārīt: عفاريت)—are supernatural creatures in Arabic and Islamic cultures. They are in a class of infernal djinn, spirits below the level of angels, noted for their strength and cunning.
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Feb 13 2011, 10:31
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Razorflame
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I'd have to agree that Baal should be a demon, not a mechanoid. I think that in cases like this, the monster should be classified what most sources suggest it should be.
Most sources for Baal suggest it to be a demon.
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Feb 13 2011, 12:16
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Bealz
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QUOTE(MisterLemon @ Feb 13 2011, 02:26)
I think we can assume this is her teapot form, so it would be better to classify as a Sprite. Kind of a toss-up really. A vixen is a literal fox. Ceiling Cat is the LOLCats version of God, so that may be the reasoning. The Undead class does not extend to the incorporeal. No, espers/eidolons/aeons/whatever you call them are Celestials first and foremost.
QUOTE(bladejtr @ Feb 13 2011, 02:52) Moonlight flower is a furry monster from Ragnarok Online, so humanoid or beast is fitting.
Upon further review I concede/agree on the above points. I have edited my initial list to reflect this and also to be more lenient to mobs that are closer to being classified correctly than others. cerberus - "It's a mythological creature, so I would call it a Daimon." I'd say beast or demon depending but certainly not celestial "Gryphons are half lion half eagle, so one would certainly be able to choose either." "non flying birdlike creatures are classified as beasts" in the description of avion seems to me that the ability to fly sets gryphons in the avion category to me. however I admit this is not much of a stretch. Removing from meh list as well. QUOTE(MisterLemon @ Feb 13 2011, 02:26) The problem is, creative monsters are often pigeonholed into subclasses that are too narrow to represent them.
Perhaps each monster should be registered under two creature types (different or same), and its stats some combination of the two.
^That sounds like a good idea to me. This post has been edited by Bealz: Feb 13 2011, 12:57
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Feb 13 2011, 15:49
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Sayo Aisaka
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Some of the classifications do seem a little dodgy, but I think we need to bear in mind that you don't actually see that information when you encounter the monster. I'm not saying that people have necessarily put a lot of thought into it, but some of them may have made their choice based on what class matches most closely to the attributes of the character. As far as multiple categories goes, remember that we'll be able to customise monsters at some point, so you should be able to mix things up to a certain extent.
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Feb 13 2011, 16:25
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grumpymal
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QUOTE(Sayo Aisaka @ Feb 13 2011, 08:49) Some of the classifications do seem a little dodgy, but I think we need to bear in mind that you don't actually see that information when you encounter the monster. I'm not saying that people have necessarily put a lot of thought into it, but some of them may have made their choice based on what class matches most closely to the attributes of the character. As far as multiple categories goes, remember that we'll be able to customise monsters at some point, so you should be able to mix things up to a certain extent.
Holy shit, reason in a thread that's starting to get retarded. Unless something is truly, unequivocally retarded, I think people should stop sweating over the Lab Monsters until T-Bro puts in the management feature. Then we can start harassing the idiots to fix their shit at the threat of getting sent to time-out by Dad.
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Feb 13 2011, 18:47
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Sayo Aisaka
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In other words, if the classification is ambiguous, give it the benefit of the doubt. QUOTE(Sardion @ Feb 11 2011, 02:46) 2845 Bfg
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I was wondering why that one was disabled. You could argue that it's missing the definite article, but [ en.wikipedia.org] the BFG is a perfectly valid Giant.
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Feb 14 2011, 00:45
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MID=2582 (The Penis Mightier)
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Feb 14 2011, 01:50
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MisterLemon
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QUOTE(cmdct @ Feb 13 2011, 16:45) MID=2582 (The Penis Mightier)
It's a joke from a classic Saturday Night Live skit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62XyIr9hWNI. Skip to 2:48. Just a warning: the video is horizontally flipped. This post has been edited by MisterLemon: Feb 14 2011, 01:51
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Feb 14 2011, 03:56
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Sardion
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QUOTE(Sayo Aisaka @ Feb 13 2011, 17:47) I was wondering why that one was disabled. You could argue that it's missing the definite article, but [ en.wikipedia.org] the BFG is a perfectly valid Giant. Well no one know everything, I have never seen that book. Abbreviations are meh, waiting for fight with BBQ. If creator of this monster just named it "Big Friendly Giant" it would not make any doubts. (IMG:[ invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) When it's "bfg" i just looked and thinked, "hey, random letters". anyway, i wait for "Winnie the Pooh" in HV, ridiculous (IMG:[ invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) 1111 Natsu Dragneel 2168 Natsu dupe 1328 Diadora misspelled Deliora (demon from fairy tail) or what show google images, ...brand making boots 2314 Fire Burning people die when they are killed! 2756 Freezing Sperm ... 1692 Ddt random This post has been edited by Sardion: Feb 14 2011, 04:48
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Feb 14 2011, 09:27
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bladejtr
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QUOTE(MisterLemon @ Feb 13 2011, 18:50) ... Skip to 2:48.
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No! Watch it all! It's hilarious!
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Feb 14 2011, 10:53
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QUOTE(Sardion @ Feb 14 2011, 09:56) 1111 Natsu Dragneel 2168 Natsu dupe
Not necessarily a dupe since it's such a common name. There are tons of anime/game characters with the name of Natsu, I won't even bother listing them QUOTE BFG
It's also a gun from Doom. QUOTE 1328 Diadora misspelled Deliora (demon from fairy tail) or what show google images, ...brand making boots
[ fireemblem.wikia.com] http://fireemblem.wikia.com/wiki/Diadora[ www.giantbomb.com] http://www.giantbomb.com/diadora/94-13262/QUOTE 1692 Ddt
[ en.wikipedia.org] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DDT...Your google-fu is quite lacking. This post has been edited by Rei-Tenshi: Feb 14 2011, 10:54
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Feb 15 2011, 03:48
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On the topic of classifications, I prefer forcing consistent classifications cause it's a reward for knowing trivia. You encounter Eucliwood Hellscythe, you take a guess that she's undead (because she's necromancer), fire off a fire spell and get a big hit. Likewise, if you encounter Igneel you can pretty much know he's a dragon if you know Fairy Tail and start off with wind aoe into lightning instead of lightning into fire.
And then you have strange things: 5 2 Scanning Reimu Hakurei... HP: 6/1036 MP: 100/143 SP: 23/50 Monster Class: Common Melee Attack: Slashing Weak against: Fire, Holy Resistant to: Cold, Elec, Wind, Piercing Impervious to: Dark 5 1 You use Scan.
Reimu of Touhou is undead? That leaves me confused and the Hentaiverse seeming rather chaotic in consistency.
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Feb 15 2011, 04:40
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Dora the explorer? Not in here too, please!!
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Feb 15 2011, 05:57
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0 4 Spawned Monster C: MID=2967 (7626) LV=188 HP=1914 MP=65 SP=0 NA=60 Type=hostile Random. Here are the reasons for my creation of my two newest monsters: "Ethos" - Celestial - Kind of a play on the word Aether, which to me, sounds more like Ethereal than anything else, and that makes me think of Celestial. "Plasma Tower" - Mechanoid - A mechanical defensive tower than shoots bolts of Plasma at enemies (I'm referring to plasma as the energy weapon kind of plasma). Plasma towers can be found mounted on tanks, spaceships, airships, and surrounding space colonies, and major cities. This is kind of a futuristic mechanoid (IMG:[ invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif) This post has been edited by Razorflame: Feb 15 2011, 06:02
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Feb 15 2011, 09:38
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Zero Angel
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QUOTE(darciisfyer @ Feb 15 2011, 09:48) Reimu of Touhou is undead? That leaves me confused and the Hentaiverse seeming rather chaotic in consistency.
One of the Touhou fandom's annoying inventions. Try googling "Zombie Reimu".
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Feb 15 2011, 10:35
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darciisfyer
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QUOTE(Rei-Tenshi @ Feb 15 2011, 02:38) One of the Touhou fandom's annoying inventions. Try googling "Zombie Reimu".
Lol, wow... I've played every Touhou game, but I guess I can't compare to "true" fandom. Well, I can understand why someone would want to stretch canon to make their monster undead (dat resists).
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Feb 15 2011, 10:53
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Zero Angel
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QUOTE(darciisfyer @ Feb 15 2011, 16:35) Lol, wow... I've played every Touhou game, but I guess I can't compare to "true" fandom. Well, I can understand why someone would want to stretch canon to make their monster undead (dat resists).
I'm also a Touhou player and I wouldn't call those people the "true" Touhou fandom. That's like saying you're a basketball fan because you think Kobe Bryant is cute. Anyway, 95% of the touhou "fans" don't know anything about the games themselves and just invent random crap like Reimu armpits, yukkuri, and other nonsense. Even ZUN hates these guys.
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