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post Feb 8 2011, 17:22
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2731 Deutscher Volkssturm - real world nazi organisation from 1944
not an anime/hentai/movie/fantasy book reference
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post Feb 8 2011, 18:56
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Why are people talking about re-classing? You can make the point that dumb names and misspellings can annoy other players, but you don't see the monster's class even with scan.
Most of the fun of having a monster will be having it kill other players and having a misleading name will help with that. Example: a fire elemental named Zombie will cause players to use fire to which it will be impervious, resulting in LOLs.
I think certain people here are getting drunk on their perceived power...
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post Feb 8 2011, 19:09
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QUOTE(Tenboro @ Jan 30 2011, 11:13) *

MONSTER CREATION GUIDELINES

- Don't use misleading names. "Bob the Dragon" better be a god damn Dragon.

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post Feb 8 2011, 19:38
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QUOTE(Darq @ Feb 8 2011, 08:08) *

The original name is Chikubi, Nippels is the translation.

So?
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post Feb 8 2011, 20:13
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QUOTE(Death Grunty @ Feb 8 2011, 08:35) *
Again, I rather like an UNDEAD Rick Astley. It's sort of true you know, seeing how this monster got revived as a meme, years later.


In that case, he should be called Zombie Rick Astley, or something to that effect. The name is misleading, otherwise.

More retarded monsters:
MID 2752: 153
MID 2714: Spider - Generic Arthropod
MID 1193: Free Exp - Did I mention this yet? I don't think I did.
MID 2739: Pet
MID 2748: Rei Aninami - Google search gives nothing. Most likely this is a failed attempt to spell Rei Ayanami.
MID 2495: Robot - Generic Mechanoid
MID 2587: Soul - Generic Sprite

Misleading class:
MID 1771: Blackbird - Arthropod, reclass to Avion.
MID 1638: Mrs Potts - Arthropod, reclass to Sprite.
MID 2048: Kuriboh - Avion, reclass to Beast.
MID 2439: Zod - Beast, reclass to Avion.

Names that could use improvement:
MID 2733: Dorothy - Mechanoid, rename to R. Dorothy Wayneright.

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post Feb 8 2011, 21:24
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QUOTE(Rakanishu @ Feb 8 2011, 17:22) *

2731 Deutscher Volkssturm - real world nazi organisation from 1944
not an anime/hentai/movie/fantasy book reference


I don't think it actually has to be ONLY from anime/hentai etc. people should use their imagination more imo...
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post Feb 8 2011, 21:27
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QUOTE(gedukas @ Feb 8 2011, 14:24) *

I don't think it actually has to be ONLY from anime/hentai etc. people should use their imagination more imo...

Blasphemy! You must stick to only things people are familiar with or else they bleed all over the place.
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post Feb 8 2011, 22:03
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QUOTE(cptkleenex @ Feb 8 2011, 21:27) *

Blasphemy! You must stick to only things people are familiar with or else they bleed all over the place.


I'm not talking about a character from some book that gets only released in the place you live or something, but something that is widely known across the world other than book/anime characters might be nice too, although this is just my opinion.
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post Feb 8 2011, 22:04
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QUOTE(gedukas @ Feb 8 2011, 15:03) *

I'm not talking about a character from some book that gets only released in the place you live or something, but something that is widely known across the world other than book/anime characters might be nice too, although this is just my opinion.

Opinions are like assholes... I forgot where I'm going with this.
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post Feb 8 2011, 22:19
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QUOTE(cptkleenex @ Feb 8 2011, 22:04) *

Opinions are like assholes... I forgot where I'm going with this.


Now that is just mean. Although i get your point.
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post Feb 8 2011, 22:20
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I'm glad you got my point, cause I sure as hell didn't.
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post Feb 8 2011, 23:39
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QUOTE(gedukas @ Feb 8 2011, 20:24) *

I don't think it actually has to be ONLY from anime/hentai etc. people should use their imagination more imo...

Well, it was a wartime recruitement organisation not anything you could fight in single combat. Also I'd think the open list in Tenboro's post: 'mythology or characters/races/etc in anime, manga, games, movies, books, etc etc - something that people will recognize' pretty much points in a specific direction.
It's not even english so for almost everyone it will be incomprehensible. The few germans around here may even be offended by it.
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post Feb 9 2011, 02:40
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0 3 Spawned Monster B: MID=2769 (My Litle Cunt) LV=67 HP=848 MP=16 SP=12 NA=91 Type=hostile

Met a mob named "My Litle Cunt"

First off, it's mispelled, but beyond that I'm uncertain whether this counts as offensive or self-depreciating.
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post Feb 9 2011, 05:05
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QUOTE(darciisfyer @ Feb 8 2011, 18:40) *

0 3 Spawned Monster B: MID=2769 (My Litle Cunt) LV=67 HP=848 MP=16 SP=12 NA=91 Type=hostile

Met a mob named "My Litle Cunt"

First off, it's mispelled, but beyond that I'm uncertain whether this counts as offensive or self-depreciating.

Notice how it's written with one t? It's Swedish and means puppy love.
Obvious lie. But let's see how it plays out. (Hope nobody quotes me.)
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post Feb 9 2011, 05:05
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QUOTE(bloodthirster18 @ Feb 5 2011, 05:14) *

Here's a monster to toss into the fire - MID=1907 (Burning Anus)

I thought for a second that it was in reference to a Dead Space boss monster, but then I reminded myself no one deserves the benefit of doubt (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Seriously, the name is just stupid. I can just see it's magic attack being something like "Burning Anus unleashes Shit Hose for xxx fire damage"


nope, it's magical was supposeed to be "no more lube" :/

i wonder how "burning anus" is worse than

MID Name Trainer
2752 153 dsf ofjae -random numbers
2714 Spider AngelBeats -normal animals
1818 Panda Neko Frith -makes so much sense
1741 Giant Dildo zombis1242 - it's same category as anus, why active?
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post Feb 9 2011, 05:22
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Panda Neko is a character from Hanamaru Yochien.
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post Feb 9 2011, 14:52
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post Feb 9 2011, 14:58
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one more
"Peter Enis" ie P.enis
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post Feb 9 2011, 17:28
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QUOTE(cptkleenex @ Feb 2 2011, 17:54) *

Don't you think having the trainer listed could cause more trouble? Members who don't like other members may find every justification they can to eliminate their monsters.

That should only be a problem if no one else knows member A doesn't like member B. Otherwise, it's going to be rather obvious. Also, we need it in order to prevent people reporting monsters with the same names as their creators... though frankly, if your username's a meaningless string of characters you should probably think twice before using it...
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post Feb 9 2011, 18:53
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Here are a few that is quite... retar-dead.

In BOLD for easy reading.

2769 My Litle Cunt

Little without the t. Much a cun this is.

1334 Uretkrawler

Oh wow, combination word + misspell = Retardead lvl. 20

1193 Free Exp

Much better if it was Free Willy. At least it's an ode to Dick.

2520 Beast Mon

Oh joy, Beast Monster. Or in this case, just Mon.

2775 Carcaroth

Misspelled monster. Should be Carcharoth.

2150 Danny

Phantom? Bonaduce? De Vito? That tranny hooker on the corner of 5th Avenue?

2119 Wild

Wild what? OMG, is it really hard for E-hdiots to be creative? I mean, we fap to drawn porn... Wait...

2556 Yjsnpi

Fuck the previous one. Hitting random letters in your keyboard does not a monster make... Or does it...

1989 Belldandy

Pick one...

2046 Lust Belldandy

Any one...

2693 Makodo

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)

1202 Razing Angel

Zo hip but Zo wrong... Then again...

1263 Tenshi Hinanawi

or Tenshi Hinanai. Hit or miss?

1235 Wassabi

Exstra S...

2120 Zeta Hatyune

How cute... A baby saying Hatsune.

2063 Chkan

Is typing an extra vowel that tedious?

2668 Evangeline

Sorry pal, there's this 1795 Evangeline A K Mcdowell.

1970 Roadkill A271

Made by sparkie271. Nice...

2619 Sucub

It's a fail... Please kill it.

2768 1011256

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)

2004 Doraco

Is wrong. It must be 2526 Dorako (Ultraman, bitches!).

2722 Drac

Hmm... Oh yeah, Lazy vowel spelling of 2352 Draco.

1866 Drako

And then, there's this

2706 El Draco

And a Mexican Draco. Please make a Ching Chong Draco or Dracozzle mah shizzle.

2765 Hssleq

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)

2168 Natsu versus 1111 Natsu Dragneel.

Who gets cut?

2594 Rama Chiefxc

Made by a user named Mr. Random. Go figure...

2050 Ryuji

Ok...

2491 Ryujin

Hmm...

2155 Ryuu

Wait...

2191 Ryuujin

WTF!? Conspiracy!!!

1460 Uroboros

We already have an Ouroboros.

2678 Wywen

Is a retarded 2235 Wyvern.

1831 Elec Ai and 2376 Elec Mon

Both Elec tarded.

1171 Fire Ai

Oh man, c'mon...

2314 Fire Burning

On da dans flor?

2557 Fleiming Sperm

Stoooooopid...

Aaand I'm sleepy. Next time kiddies.
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