[X] My Assistant

This topic has gone from "meh" to "insanely awesome" with a 7.3 on the Tim Hortonometer Scale. In the span of one page.

potet and tomat, respectively.

Let's call the whole thing off.

I'm pretty sure he's the big furry thing that's about the raep that loli.

John Goodman?

John Goodman?

Sure, that.

Loved him in canadian bacon.

Loved him in canadian bacon.

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M-My beautiful thread?!

You fucking monsters, you killed it.

This post has been edited by Anto of the Sand: Jan 26 2011, 20:14

You fucking monsters, you killed it.

Surprised how?

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Wait, are john goodman and john candy not the same guy?

You ridiculous guttersnipe.

Q1: Do you have siblings or were you the only one to hatch? Or when you hatched, did you eat your siblings?

That last one.

Q2: Do you care that we have nicknames for you like T-bro, T-bone, Ten Dollar, 10B, etc?

Naw.

Q3: Do we ever drive you so nuts that you yell, "Calgon, take me away!!!" and then bang your head on your desk and cry?

Constantly.

Well, not really.

Q4: When you're looking at someone's profile page, whose profile page are you looking at? Is it admin business or are you reading it simply because you're curious about the person?

Usually to exact divine retribution. But sometimes just to ban someone.

Q: What do you do with the money given for donations?

Whores and ale.

Q: Do you own a vehicle if so what is it?

Yeah. It's a car. Four wheels and all.

Q: What operating system do you use?

XP, Vista, Windows 7, Server 2003, Server 2008, CentOS, Symbian, Android, and a few more.

Q: If alot of members get to Nirvana first circle, Are we expected to see more karma levels?

Nah, I'll just reset the karma system.

Q: If i decided to buy a pet turtle, do i have permission to name it after you?

Only if it's an Archelon.

How do you feel about minorities?

There are too many of them.

If you could get a(nother) tattoo, where would you get it and what would it be of?

A dolphin, on the small of my back, wearing a top hat, a monocle, and smoking a cigar lit with money.

Question to Big Daddy: Is Tom Cruise as crazy in real life as he appears to be on TV?

Even more so.

I'm pretty sure he's the big furry thing that's about the raep that loli.

^

You're a good man, Tenboro Brown.

This post has been edited by radixius: Jan 26 2011, 23:01

Tenboro Gray. He's got a huge picture of himself locked away that's covered in boils and blood while he sits there at his desk looking all innocent.

Whores and ale.

I knew it, I was always wondering why the servers are so slow. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

Edit:
Did you watch Obama's State of the Union address? If so, what are your thoughts on it?

Have you ever thought "man, those HV people are crazy, spending so much time on such a pointless game"?

This post has been edited by sushi0: Jan 26 2011, 23:37

Did you watch Obama's State of the Union address? If so, what are your thoughts on it?

He forgot to thank me personally for running this site, again. That's twice in a row now.

Obeezy's a right cunt.

Nah, I'll just reset the karma system.

If by reset it you mean rip it out, stomp on it, throw it in a fire and watch it burn and promise to never do anything like that ever again, then go for it.

In fact, if you rip out all that junk in our sidebars so we can go back to being a somewhat decent community again that isn't constantly pitted against one another, I'm sure we'd all be grateful for it.

I can't believe I just said that.

Q: Does it surprise you that I said that?

Tenboro, have you ever wondered if any of the users on this site, not the active ones, exclusively, but any of them is a famous person, either major or minor?

If you were to take over the world, would you enlist me to help further your conquest, destroy me as I might be a hindrance and/or nuisance in your quest or ignore me completely as you'd just as soon not waste your time on the likes of me?

Tenboro sort of reminds me of the admin of the forums I frequented in the follies of my youth. He's an alright fellow, I would buy him a drink.

Q: If I bought you a drink, would you accept it?

Tenboro, have you ever wondered if any of the users on this site, not the active ones, exclusively, but any of them is a famous person, either major or minor?

Other than himself?