[X] My Assistant

Q: What do you do with the money given for donations?

Q: Do you own a vehicle if so what is it?

Q: Are we expected to see a huge improvement in the HV in the near future?

Q: What operating system do you use?

Q: On your profile it describes that you have a interest of eating cheese. What kind is your favorite?

Q: If alot of members get to Nirvana first circle, Are we expected to see more karma levels?

Q: If i decided to buy a pet turtle, do i have permission to name it after you?

Q: When is the Chaos Token support gonna be kicked into the HV?

Q: What is your favorite fast food restaurant?

Q: Will you do an April fools joke for the site?

You're pushing it.

Why's that? Well not Tenb will ever answer, I even remembered a discussion about it, made in the past.

Well, hentai has as main target male population per se, so if Tenboro happened to be a girl it would be quite... surprising. That's all. Not that I'm complaining.

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This post has been edited by r3dd0ssal: Nov 5 2020, 10:53

This is what I didn't want to happen. Things getting a little too personal. Try and keep questions polite if y'all don't mind.

What's so personal and impolite about asking someone's age? It's not like I'm asking what's his real name or where he lives.

How do you feel about minorities?

I say pah-tay-toe, you say...?

I say tah-may-toe, you say...?

Would you ever decide to shut down this site for any reason?

Q: Will you ever enable normal hath sending support to the site. Instead of using the auctions.

As you're all asking too much, I decided to channel Tenboro and answer all these questions for him to save him time (parallel is faster than serial):

He evaded it again. Didn't like the U.S. much, huh?
Q1: Do you have siblings or were you the only one to hatch? Or when you hatched, did you eat your siblings?

Q2: Do you care that we have nicknames for you like T-bro, T-bone, Ten Dollar, 10B, etc?

Q3: Do we ever drive you so nuts that you yell, "Calgon, take me away!!!" and then bang your head on your desk and cry?

Q4: When you're looking at someone's profile page, whose profile page are you looking at? Is it admin business or are you reading it simply because you're curious about the person?

A1: I have 10 brothers and 11 sisters. Together we form both the male and female National Norwegian soccer teams. Zidane sometimes helps.

A2: I'd rather you all call me Big Daddy.

A3: No, but I pay my assistant to do it for me.

A4: Noahbody's profile, because he's sexy beyond belief.

So TB, how old are you?

Unfortunately, I was born on a rare February 31st, so my age can never be properly calculated.

Q: What do you do with the money given for donations?

I bathe in it.

Q: Do you own a vehicle if so what is it?

The Millennium Falcon.

Q: Are we expected to see a huge improvement in the HV in the near future?

In HIV, yes. In HV, also yes. What kind of a retarded question is this?

Q: What operating system do you use?

Solaris.

Q: On your profile it describes that you have a interest of eating cheese. What kind is your favorite?

Gouda.

Q: If alot of members get to Nirvana first circle, Are we expected to see more karma levels?

No. Shut up.

Q: If i decided to buy a pet turtle, do i have permission to name it after you?

I do hope that's not an euphemism for your dick. In either case, sure.

Q: When is the Chaos Token support gonna be kicked into the HV?

When you stop nagging me.

Q: What is your favorite fast food restaurant?

Tim Horton's.

Q: Will you do an April fools joke for the site?

You mean like the other 500 I've already done?

How do you feel about minorities?

I love all of them equally. Except the ones that stole my bike. Fuck those guys.

I say pah-tay-toe, you say...?

I say tah-may-toe, you say...?

potet and tomat, respectively.

Would you ever decide to shut down this site for any reason?

What, I can predict the future, now?

Q: Will you ever enable normal hath sending support to the site. Instead of using the auctions.

Maybe. Again, why do people expect I can predict the future?

Smartass

You should pay more attention. Big Daddy's already answered all of the HV questions you've asked.

If you could get a(nother) tattoo, where would you get it and what would it be of?

If you could get a(nother) tattoo, where would you get it and what would it be of?

I bet he has one of a dolphin, on the small of his back and its wearing a top hap, a monocle, and smoking a cigar lit with money.

You should pay more attention. Big Daddy's already answered all of the HV questions you've asked.

Link?

Tenboro, unlike most of us is not a human. He is a sys-admin. However, like humans he can be annoyed by large volumes of stupid questions.

No more questions necessary. I have found Big Daddy's real identity. Everything else can be elaborated from this piece of evidence:

(IMG:[lulzimg.com] http://lulzimg.com/i10/aa0045.jpg)

Or for those that do not know moonspeak:

(IMG:[lulzimg.com] http://lulzimg.com/i10/814e76.jpg)

You are all welcome.

Tenboro is Dakota Fanning?

Tenboro is Dakota Fanning?

I loved his performance on Taken. Not so much War of the Worlds.

Question to Big Daddy: Is Tom Cruise as crazy in real life as he appears to be on TV?

I'm pretty sure he's the big furry thing that's about the raep that loli.