[X] My Assistant

Where can I buy an artificial vagina that I can program and plug into my usb ?

Why do my testicles hurt when my computer freezes?

This post has been edited by alloutboy27: Mar 3 2011, 05:38

I hate it when my keyboard is in a different place and my typing is shifted over because I didn't properly align my hands for touch typing.

So that's why my Hard drive is so noisy...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eMWG3fwiEU

My E, T, S, Alt and left arrow keys are worn completely blank. Tab, R, D, L, C, V, N, M, right Shift, left Ctrl and the remaining arrows are all on the way out. I wonder if it'll reach a point where I'm no longer able to type. It;s the punctuation I.m mostly worried about' though,,,

Only if you can't touch type. I actually had to take a typing class back in the day, so I could have a blank keyboard and still get along. As long as it isn't one of those stupid not-QWERTY keyboards, anyway.

In one of my computer classes, people would actually complain and the teacher had to have a word with me once because I made a racket from typing so fast. They were just jealous because I spent a day on the weekly assignment and spent the rest of the week playing computer games. True story.

Genetic transistors? I for one welcome our new mechanical overlords.

This post has been edited by cmal: Mar 12 2011, 00:47

Only if you can't touch type. I actually had to take a typing class back in the day, so I could have a blank keyboard and still get along. As long as it isn't one of those stupid not-QWERTY keyboards, anyway.

In one of my computer classes, people would actually complain and the teacher had to have a word with me once because I made a racket from typing so fast. They were just jealous because I spent a day on the weekly assignment and spent the rest of the week playing computer games. True story.

This sounds like an experience I had multiple times in the public school system of 'Murrika.

I'm a genius! LED's bright enough to make the keys visible in the dark, and the fan keeps me cool. I'll a few $$$ per month as I don't have to use lights and ceiling fan at night. What a combo! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

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Ugh, Firefox 4 is all Google Chrome-ey.

Ugh, Firefox 4 is all Google Chrome-ey.

Right?!

I was content with 2, 3 broke some of my add ons. Like hell I'm gonna use firefox 4 now.

You're such a crybaby, Merkin.

2 of my extensions (one of 'em is a password manager) have yet to support FF v4. So I'm still stuck with FF v3.6. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

I never update my software unless necessary. Shit usually breaks, or they change something drastically that affects my efficiency at using it.

I normally tend to just go with the flow and let stuff update itself. On the other hand, I'm still using Paint Shop Pro 5, even though I also have a later version installed. I haven't learned all the features of the old one yet...

Fuck, formatting this HDD is gonna take forever.

Fuck, formatting this HDD is gonna take forever.

What are you formatting? A 3TB disk?

Everytime I start my computer now, I get this Google End User Lisence agreement.

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To get it off my screen I have to select "Decline" and then "End". Otherwise it fills my screen. It's un-collapsable and I can't right click the tab to select "Close".
Any idea what the fudge is happening?

What are you formatting? A 3TB disk?

2TB.

Everytime I start my computer now, I get this Google End User Lisence agreement.

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To get it off my screen I have to select "Decline" and then "End". Otherwise it fills my screen. It's un-collapsable and I can't right click the tab to select "Close".
Any idea what the fudge is happening?

You done went and got a malware. Probably.