[X] My Assistant

I'm hungry.

I'm hungry.

Wow, we've got a robot or an AI among us.
How else would hunger qualify for the Tech Chat section? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

What is the last thing I thought? (Tech Edition)

Finally won the battle against Surface Pro 4 to make mails work.

"Maybe I should download Windows 10"




"...nah"

I accidentally found the manual way to improve writing recognition on my tablet.
Now I can teach the french language mode english words (because programming is a pain for non-english writers that have to mix 2 languages in their program, the english of instructions and native language for elements.
I also taught it (but not tested yet) "!=", "==", "&&" and "||".
I hope it won't make a mess (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

"Power Designer is lame, but there isn't any crack for Visual Paradigm" (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

Fuck you mozilla, i know my fonts. If i want unicode characters i will use a font with unicode glyphs and it will work. There's no need to request google (and fail at that) for every unicode glyph i want to display.

Thanks to the failures in the requests to google, currently my terminal emulator has a better unicode render than the browser.

Yay, i still remember how to write javascript. Today, in a couple of hours, i did the best part of a board game, all in DOM.

Why must people 'answer' Amazon questions with "I don't know"s? If you don't know then don't reply! Dumbass.

I think how start with jmeter for testing

I wish I could upgrade the way I connect to Internet, but my psychological trouble get in the way in 2 ways:
1.Can't phone to do the process, and have a hard time using another mean of communication, knowing that the company official stance is to refuse anything not going by phone, and the people that hate their job and anybody talking to them answering you on those alternatives means of communication are very good at making you feel unwelcome (when they don't just ragequit on you (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) )
2.How in hell did I do it the first time?I have no idea on how to get a proper packaging for the old hardware to send it back in exchange for the new one?Shitty memory doesn't help, and I'm overwhelmed every time I try to seriously think about the steps to follow to do stuff.

I hate it when I leave my Win10 laptop at idle, the CPU fan would whir like crazy

[www.breitbart.com] http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/01/25/r...ode-of-conduct/


I did not know Ruby was made by a Japanese.

why some patchers don't bother to save your profile data

FUUUUUCK, my GPG key expired today and i forgot to tell people.

It is fine, as that is just a subkey. But i'm annoyed that i have extra work and need to postpone some emails.

Brb guys, going into the future.

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[www.futuretimeline.net] http://www.futuretimeline.net/

[singularityhub.com] http://singularityhub.com/

This post has been edited by Pillowgirl: Mar 24 2016, 01:19

mom always told you not to sit too close to the TV.

now we have VR headsets that are like 10 times closer.

everyone will be blind in 10 years.

work

Do something productive with my life

Thinking in general about the De-Rham-Kohomologie

Some website once again installed a feature that cause a horrible lag (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)