[X] My Assistant

Not really.

Yes it is,
oracle enterprise java is the 5th pinnacle of hell (the 6th pinnacle is jboss hibernate and the 7th is apache wicket)

fuck the rural area internet

fuck the rural area internet

rural isn't that bad... i can still get unlimited data transfer....

of course... the price i pay is something totally different...

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Jesus... is Google Fiber really that fast? And how the hell did Kansas City get it first?!

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Jesus... is Google Fiber really that fast? And how the hell did Kansas City get it first?!

They're testing a server in Kansas City from within Kansas City.

They're testing a server in Kansas City from within Kansas City.

You.

I like you.

They're testing a server in Kansas City from within Kansas City.

I'm aware of that.

But anyway, I read up on the logistics of why Google hasn't expanded their services beyond KC. Gov't red tape being one of those big hurdles.

JS + node.js works surprisingly well as a scripting language :­o
Fairly good modules, it's not Perl, decent module manager, it's not Perl, everything doesn't resolve around those goddamn indents like Python, it's not Perl, and the code doesn't look like a demon summoning ritual like in Ruby

and the code doesn't look like a demon summoning ritual like in Ruby

I thought that was perl

example:

CODE

#!/usr/bin/perl
eval eval '"'.
      ((
    '#')).         '!'.'/'.
    (('[')^     '.').('['^'('
    ).("\["^   ')').'/'.("\`"|
     ('"')).( '`'|')').('`'|'.'
     ).'/'.('['^'+').('`'|'%').(
     '['^')').('`'|',').('!'^'+')
     .('!'^'+').(  "\["^ ('+')).(
    '['^')').('`'  |')'   ).('`'|
   '.').('['^'/').('{'     ^'[').
( '\\').'"'.('`'^'(').     ("\`"|
'%').(  '`'|',').('`'|  (  ','))
.''.  ('`'|'/')."\,".  ('\\').
        '\\'.('`'|'.')   .'\\'
          .'"'.';'.('!'
           ^'+').('['^'+').('['^          ')').(('`')|
           ')').('`'|'.').('['^'/').('{'^'[').'\\'.'"'.(
           '`'^')').('{'^'[').('`'|'!').('`'|'-').('{'^'['
            ).('`'|'!').('{'^'[').('`'|'(').('`'|'%').('`'|
            ',').('`'|',').('{'^'[').('['^'(').('['^'+').('`'
            |'!').('['^',').('`'|'.').('{'^'[').('['^'(').('['^
             '.').('`'|'-').('`'|'-').('`'|'/').('`'|'.').(('`')|
              '%').('`'|'$').('{'^'[').('`'|'"').('['^'"').('{'^'['
               ).('['^'"').('`'|'/').('['^'.').('['^')').(('{')^
               '[').('`'|'#').('`'|'/').('`'|'$').('`'|'%').'\\'
                .'\\'.('`'|'.').'\\'.'"'.';'.('!'^'+').('!'^'+')
                 .'"';$:='.'^'~';$~='@'|'(';$^=')'^'[';$/=('`')|
                  '.';$,='('^'}';$\='`'|'!';$:=')'^'}';$~="\*"|
                    '`';$^='+'^'_';$/='&'|'@';$,='['&('~');$\=
                      ','^'|';$:='.'^'~';$~='@'|'(';$^=(')')^
                       ('[');$/=  '`'|'.';$,=  '('^'}';$\='`'
                       |'!';$:=       "\)"^    '}';$~='*'|'`';
                        $^='+'^                 '_';$/='&'|'@';
                        $,='['&                  '~';$\ =','^'|';
                         ($:)=                    ('.')^   '~';$~=
                         "\@"|                     '(';$^     =')'^
                          '[';                      $/='`'     |'.'
                         ;$,=                       ('(')^     '}'
                         ;$\                        ='`'|       ((
                          '!'                        ));(        $:
                          )=(                        ')'         )^
                          '}'                       ;$~         =(
                          '*'                       )|+          ((
                         '`')                       );(          $^
                        )='+'                      ^((          '_'
                       ));$/                     ='&'          |'@'
                      ;#;                      #;#;          #;#
                                              ;#;

I thought that was perl

example:

CODE

#!/usr/bin/perl
eval eval '"'.
      ((
    '#')).         '!'.'/'.
    (('[')^     '.').('['^'('
    ).("\["^   ')').'/'.("\`"|
     ('"')).( '`'|')').('`'|'.'
     ).'/'.('['^'+').('`'|'%').(
     '['^')').('`'|',').('!'^'+')
     .('!'^'+').(  "\["^ ('+')).(
    '['^')').('`'  |')'   ).('`'|
   '.').('['^'/').('{'     ^'[').
( '\\').'"'.('`'^'(').     ("\`"|
'%').(  '`'|',').('`'|  (  ','))
.''.  ('`'|'/')."\,".  ('\\').
        '\\'.('`'|'.')   .'\\'
          .'"'.';'.('!'
           ^'+').('['^'+').('['^          ')').(('`')|
           ')').('`'|'.').('['^'/').('{'^'[').'\\'.'"'.(
           '`'^')').('{'^'[').('`'|'!').('`'|'-').('{'^'['
            ).('`'|'!').('{'^'[').('`'|'(').('`'|'%').('`'|
            ',').('`'|',').('{'^'[').('['^'(').('['^'+').('`'
            |'!').('['^',').('`'|'.').('{'^'[').('['^'(').('['^
             '.').('`'|'-').('`'|'-').('`'|'/').('`'|'.').(('`')|
              '%').('`'|'$').('{'^'[').('`'|'"').('['^'"').('{'^'['
               ).('['^'"').('`'|'/').('['^'.').('['^')').(('{')^
               '[').('`'|'#').('`'|'/').('`'|'$').('`'|'%').'\\'
                .'\\'.('`'|'.').'\\'.'"'.';'.('!'^'+').('!'^'+')
                 .'"';$:='.'^'~';$~='@'|'(';$^=')'^'[';$/=('`')|
                  '.';$,='('^'}';$\='`'|'!';$:=')'^'}';$~="\*"|
                    '`';$^='+'^'_';$/='&'|'@';$,='['&('~');$\=
                      ','^'|';$:='.'^'~';$~='@'|'(';$^=(')')^
                       ('[');$/=  '`'|'.';$,=  '('^'}';$\='`'
                       |'!';$:=       "\)"^    '}';$~='*'|'`';
                        $^='+'^                 '_';$/='&'|'@';
                        $,='['&                  '~';$\ =','^'|';
                         ($:)=                    ('.')^   '~';$~=
                         "\@"|                     '(';$^     =')'^
                          '[';                      $/='`'     |'.'
                        ;$,=                       ('(')^     '}'
                        ;$\                        ='`'|       ((
                          '!'                        ));(        $:
                          )=(                        ')'         )^
                          '}'                      ;$~         =(
                          '*'                       )|+          ((
                         '`')                       );(          $^
                        )='+'                      ^((          '_'
                       ));$/                     ='&'          |'@'
                     ;#;                      #;#;          #;#
                                             ;#;

Rofl'd.

Woo, discharge resistor on my power supply. 143 joules just sitting on high ripple capacitors make me nervous, and I burnt a good bit of metal off a spade lug after it had sat unplugged for a day.

Goddamn i deleted my browser plugin session db file, i lost shitloads of tabs.

I'm sad but alleviated at the same time.

Goddamn i deleted my browser plugin session db file, i lost shitloads of tabs.

I'm sad but alleviated at the same time.

Did you know that web browsers have this useful feature called "bookmarking"? You may wanna try that out.

ufa... 100 pages is the maximum one can scan in one go, I need a break. I cannot imagine how the guys that scan an entire anthology in one go don't go mad.

EDIT: I also for the first time in my life used "tac" in a real situation, for renaming files:

CODE

ls -1 2* | perl -e 'while (<>) { ($d,$ext) = m/(\d\d\d)(\.jpg)/; $nd = $d + 2; print "mv $d$ext $nd$ext\n"; }' | tac | sh

Yay!

("tac" is known to be one of the most useless unix commands)

This post has been edited by blue penguin: Oct 4 2013, 05:56

ufa... 100 pages is the maximum one can scan in one go, I need a break. I cannot imagine how the guys that scan an entire anthology in one go don't go mad.

EDIT: I also for the first time in my life used "tac" in a real situation, for renaming files:

CODE

ls -1 2* | perl -e 'while (<>) { ($d,$ext) = m/(\d\d\d)(\.jpg)/; $nd = $d + 2; print "mv $d$ext $nd$ext\n"; }' | tac | sh

Yay!

("tac" is known to be one of the most useless unix commands)

I can't use my serial port scanner cos deprecated.

Just bought the AT&T Galaxy Note 3 today... and this phone is absolutely magnificant!!! I was just looking at some HD Youtube vids and I'm telling you, the colors are so vibrant and crisp! I was just stunned at how beautiful the video looked.

The 13 MP camera on the back is a lot better than my old OG Note phone - even the front facing camera quality was a huuuge improvement over the old Note. Pictures in natural sunlight look fantastic, but low light pics... not so much. But I was kind of expecting that anyway.

And the speed of the phone to me, is very responsive and has very little "Android lag". But maybe that's because I haven't installed all the apps that I have on my older Note phone. So we'll see how snappy the Note 3 is once I install all my apps again.

Just bought the AT&T Galaxy Note 3 today... and this phone is absolutely magnificant!!! I was just looking at some HD Youtube vids and I'm telling you, the colors are so vibrant and crisp! I was just stunned at how beautiful the video looked.

The 13 MP camera on the back is a lot better than my old OG Note phone - even the front facing camera quality was a huuuge improvement over the old Note. Pictures in natural sunlight look fantastic, but low light pics... not so much. But I was kind of expecting that anyway.

And the speed of the phone to me, is very responsive and has very little "Android lag". But maybe that's because I haven't installed all the apps that I have on my older Note phone. So we'll see how snappy the Note 3 is once I install all my apps again.

Take a picture of yourself and post it here.

Take a picture of yourself and post it here.

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No.

Yesterday I've moved from HTC Mozart (Windows Phone 7) to Philips Xenium W732 (Android 4.0.3), because:

A. Zune/Zune Sync is a bitch. I hope its author will burn in hell till the end of times.
B. The amount of good free apps and games is ridiculously low. It's already several years passed since WP is out, for God's sake.
C. Impossibility of downloading files directly from sites/torrents/filesharing sites to the phone. Only cloud services. I won't store my porn on the SkyDrive, no sir.
D. Every time I need to put some stuff on it from PC - it turns into a fucking science project. I'm not asking for Windows Phone to work with Linux "out-of-the-box", but why it can't work with Windows directly, goddamnit?!
F. The most fucked up reflashing process I've ever seen in my life. At some point I just gave up and said: "Fuck it, I'll stay on vanilla ROM". Ugh...

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Fuck MS and this "closed code system" bullshit. I know WP8 is much more improved and stuff, but I don't wanna be robbed twice. I've left the HTC as my backup phone though, just in case.