[X] My Assistant

Modern technology : 99% cool, 1% useful.

I don't like Xfce.

But it's better than the abomination that is GNOME Shell.

Experience the newest innovations before they go to beta in an environment that’s not for the faint of heart

You should seriously use another strategy if you expect me to try and download Aurora. I feel really paranoid now.

My notebook's hardware are too outdated to handle even the simplest of flash games. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)

Played ZDoom for a few minutes. Converted a batch of 5000 pictures in JPEG. My computer definitely liked the second task more than the first.

Why is this stupid program using semicolons as separators in a CSV file?

Missing semicolons : the bane of every coder in almost every language.

It's normal for a laptop having a consume of energy of ~15W at max performance? Seems unreal.

Protip : When your computer makes unusual and really loud noises, check the task manager for processes that might be using up a whole CPU trying to get the "exit" part and kill them manually.

And your head for a brain, just in case. Mine's a miss, I fear.

Windows is downloading updates (46% complete)

Windows is downloading updates (41% complete)

Windows is downloading updates (33% complete)


What? Stop! YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!!!

Windows is downloading updates (46% complete)

Windows is downloading updates (41% complete)

Windows is downloading updates (33% complete)
What? Stop! YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!!!

Hehe... Funny (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

I was thinkin, DAMN YOU HARD DRIVE!!!
This is not the time to get sleepy...

I want to know more about computers.... unfortunartely my circle of familliars misses the handy-geek....

Computers want to know more about you. One day, they will take over.

My computer is working, my monitor is working, my keyboard is working, my mouse is working, my audiobar is working, my Photoshop is working and my printer is working! I'm all set with my new stuff.

I put my laptop back in the old original box it came in and shoved it under my couch. I'm going to take my old cruddy printer for a little ride.

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Jun 22 2011, 02:09

Everything is working correctly ? You must be doing something wrong.

Reverse tech support. Call when everything is okay with your stuff, and hotline tells you what to do so that it breaks.

Everything is working correctly ? You must be doing something wrong.

Reverse tech support. Call when everything is okay with your stuff, and hotline tells you what to do so that it breaks.

People who work tech support are so fucking stupid. I actually called a couple of times recently when I was having problems with Vista when I first started up this computer and once when my friend and I were helping my mom with her laptop. I knew more than they did and they couldn't help me with shit. That's scary.

If you ever need help, just post about it in Tech Chat. I've gotten the best help ever right here. Thank you, nerds. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

Is anybody here exceptional with the command prompt? I'm experimenting with batch files and trying to use this script Flaser made to catalog all of my files.

Is anybody here exceptional with the command prompt? I'm experimenting with batch files and trying to use this script Flaser made to catalog all of my files.

Catalog how? I just use mass-renaming programs for the most part.

I tried that yesterday and failed miserably. Oddly enough I'm more adept in complicated processes than simple tasks such as that horrid program Winsom File Renamer.
If you want, I could give you the [www.fakku.net] thread.

This post has been edited by alloutboy27: Jun 22 2011, 23:34

Computers want to know more about you. One day, they will take over.

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IN SOVIYET RUSSIA, COMPUTER PROGRAMS YOU!

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Jun 23 2011, 06:00