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PS: In my defense, there is no sports section in this entire forum (gasp), hence random chat threads are apparently the next closest thing (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Masturbation isn't a sport yet?

Masturbation isn't a sport yet?

Well, it's not in the Olympics

Well, it's not in the Olympics

Curling is in the Olympics, but I would hardly call that a sport.

EDIT:
Sports threads should go in the Culture Corner. Sports are culture, right?

This post has been edited by cmal: Jul 14 2011, 02:44

oddly enough, curling is as much a sport as billiards -arguably moreso

at least, that was the impression i was given watching it in the last winter olympics. and yeah i'll stop now. didn't notice my own digression lol

Sports threads should go in the Culture Corner. Sports are culture, right?

They're on the telly, which I'd say is close enough as far as this place is concerned.

So much for going to bed, I just ended up thinking what to do with Eila.

I'm very much torn on the issue (thank you, I'm here all week) since I'd like Eila to remain the Hentaiverse's premier monster but at the same time I doubt anyone would devote all their resources to her as I did. Her primary stats needed 60,000 crystals for an upgrade and her element defence needed over 9,000 (though it might be a lot less now after the latest path GRRRRRR). It's very unlikely that anyone will raise those crystals just to get some "average steel" or whatever it is you get.

I basically have three options.

Option 1
Find somebody to adopt her on the conditions that:
1) They rename her to something else (anything, I don't care)
2) They create another Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen and leave her perpetually at level 0 so she never appears in game.

Option 2
Find a high level player to adopt her and maintain her as the number one monster in the Hentaiverse (Eila must always be number one!). After going through the list it's not looking good. Ichy, Bunko, Conquest101 and cmdct all have a large number of monsters already. Tenseigamoon eliminated himself. hitokiri84 calls Eila a background character.and sushi0 says she's an EXP cow. chivoef prefers Lynette Bishop. 4EverLost and cmal I don't really know too well. Why are you all so lacking in moral fibre and appreciate for Eila?!

Option 3
Find somebody to look after Eila regardless of their level. I thought I'd ask "describe your three favourite scenes with Eila" but then I thought how I'd answer and I realised it can't be limited to just three. The only correct answer would be to describe all the scenes with Eila in great detail since they're all fantastic.

I'm really not sure why I actually care in the first place. I think my Sanity Index reach as low as 13 while I was playing the Hentaiverse, before rising to 88 in the week I spent away from the forum, though it has now since fallen to 24 today. Option 1 is looking good since I could forget about the Hentaiverse and allow my sanity index to fully recover.

I think your best option is to give your monsters to who you want to and let Tenb have a drawing for the ones you don't care as much about.

Tenseigamoon eliminated himself.

Why? No one would even give a crap about Elia if I'd never mentioned her because I kept getting this monster in my battles that had a really long annoying name (I called her Ilia back then, remember?). And then we started talking about her and she became this big HV superstar. Or as Sushi calls her, an EXP cow. And then you kept demanding that I give you all of my crystals. At least now I'm kind of getting in the area of what her name really is. Elia. Eilia. Elly May. WTF ever. Who gives a shit.

Just delete the bitches into the recycle bin and press empty recycle bin. Bye-bye. And then you can go away, too. This is getting ridiculous.

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Jul 14 2011, 04:30

What is the min level you need to be to fight her?

Once you hit 200 you can encounter all the high power monsters.

Find somebody to look after Eila regardless of their level. I thought I'd ask "describe your three favourite scenes with Eila" but then I thought how I'd answer and I realised it can't be limited to just three. The only correct answer would be to describe all the scenes with Eila in great detail since they're all fantastic.

Hey! I had not the time to watch 2 seasons of Strike Witches yet (work and stuff)

I deliberately chose not to roll for Eila because she's stupid high PL. Every lurker and their dog will want a chance at her, just like every lurker always pops up for the holiday raffle. If it were up to me, she'd remain masterless and roam the countryside accosting players with reckless abandon while the other witches were eligible for adoption. I'd rather give one of the other witches some loving. I'm just putting myself in as a potential caretaker for my preferred 150 witches. Of course, if I don't get one, it doesn't really matter since if I had really wanted a witch, I would have made one when the Lab first opened up.

this reminds me of this movie i once watched. had russell crowe... oops digression T_T (but you have to admit the resemblance is uncanny!)

22 9 You gain 50 Credits!
22 8 You gain 3546596.38 EXP!
22 7 You are Victorious!

0 4 Spawned Monster C: MID=3730 (Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen) LV=282 HP=110750
0 3 Spawned Monster B: MID=1457 (Fat Bottomed Girls) LV=282 HP=118425
0 2 Spawned Monster A: MID=8049 (Hastur) LV=285 HP=102675
0 1 Initializing random encounter ...
0 0 Battle Start!

Whoo, damn. Thanks, Jiggy, you EXP cow.

Neptardia gave me over 4 mil recently so she's got Jiggy-jew beat.


EDIT: Oh, excuse me, it was Neptard and Jiggy together that gave me the big 4. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?s=&am...t&p=1190234

Damn bitches are good for somethin'.

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Jul 14 2011, 05:45

Option 2
Find a high level player to adopt her and maintain her as the number one monster in the Hentaiverse (Eila must always be number one!). After going through the list it's not looking good. Ichy, Bunko, Conquest101 and cmdct all have a large number of monsters already. Tenseigamoon eliminated himself. hitokiri84 calls Eila a background character.and sushi0 says she's an EXP cow. chivoef prefers Lynette Bishop. 4EverLost and cmal I don't really know too well. Why are you all so lacking in moral fibre and appreciate for Eila?!

Why not me? I fall between the first two anyway since I'm decently high level and want to rename her. I only have 2 active monsters (3 in total). I can always do whichever of options 1 and 2 you prefer.

This post has been edited by DemonEyesBob: Jul 14 2011, 06:03

So much for going to bed, I just ended up thinking what to do with Eila.

I'm very much torn on the issue (thank you, I'm here all week) since I'd like Eila to remain the Hentaiverse's premier monster but at the same time I doubt anyone would devote all their resources to her as I did. Her primary stats needed 60,000 crystals for an upgrade and her element defence needed over 9,000 (though it might be a lot less now after the latest path GRRRRRR). It's very unlikely that anyone will raise those crystals just to get some "average steel" or whatever it is you get.

I basically have three options.

Option 1
Find somebody to adopt her on the conditions that:
1) They rename her to something else (anything, I don't care)
2) They create another Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen and leave her perpetually at level 0 so she never appears in game.

Option 2
Find a high level player to adopt her and maintain her as the number one monster in the Hentaiverse (Eila must always be number one!). After going through the list it's not looking good. Ichy, Bunko, Conquest101 and cmdct all have a large number of monsters already. Tenseigamoon eliminated himself. hitokiri84 calls Eila a background character.and sushi0 says she's an EXP cow. chivoef prefers Lynette Bishop. 4EverLost and cmal I don't really know too well. Why are you all so lacking in moral fibre and appreciate for Eila?!

Option 3
Find somebody to look after Eila regardless of their level. I thought I'd ask "describe your three favourite scenes with Eila" but then I thought how I'd answer and I realised it can't be limited to just three. The only correct answer would be to describe all the scenes with Eila in great detail since they're all fantastic.

I'm really not sure why I actually care in the first place. I think my Sanity Index reach as low as 13 while I was playing the Hentaiverse, before rising to 88 in the week I spent away from the forum, though it has now since fallen to 24 today. Option 1 is looking good since I could forget about the Hentaiverse and allow my sanity index to fully recover.

D: don't pick option 1. You cant kill Eila ;_;
As much as I like Strike Witches, I don't have the income to support her so I can't save her myself, but someone should. I'd miss seeing her basically all my battles.

You could always keep her yourself, and just chill about obsessively upgrading her. I had your problem myself (although perhaps to a lesser extent) awhile back. I've discover ou can play without playing 24/7. I limit myself to ~2 arenas a day now and take it easy, I've found it much better for the sanity meter than trying to get to the next X (moster stat, player level, item upgrade, whatever).

@marcho you're alive! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) you disappeared suddenly

Got bored awhile ago so I started working on getting specific sets of gear to maximized one thing. Like maxing Phy Mit, or Resist or such. Currently my resist set has 52.3% resistance, now if only I fought mobs that only attacked with spells exclusively!

Got bored awhile ago so I started working on getting specific sets of gear to maximized one thing. Like maxing Phy Mit, or Resist or such. Currently my resist set has 52.3% resistance, now if only I fought mobs that only attacked with spells exclusively!

I tried doing that once. And then I stopped, because I needed the inventory space.

It is entertaining for me so far, I eventually want to get gear with the max in one or more stat for certain prefixes. Like a Kevlar Prot set, or Dragon Negation/Warding ect.

This post has been edited by skillchip: Jul 14 2011, 06:40