When sending all those vaccines, have to be careful not to send chickens by accident.
"W.H.O. in Cleveland, is this 'The Mad Vaxxer LLC'?"
"Yeah."
"You sent us a pallet of Pfizer, a pallet of AstraZeneca, and... a chicken?"
"Yeah, the chickens are right next to the vaccines, lemme get you an RMA number."
"Has the chicken been vaccinated?"
"... It's blue, isn't it?"
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