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Why is everyone wearing Santa hats when it is not even December yet? It's still turkey month, although I don't really like turkey and might not eat any this year it seems.

I like DJNoni's picture the best. Uncle looks like a gebalken or whatever it was we talked about last year. Oh yeah pornobalken or something, I don't remember.

What's turkey month? Sounds christmassy to me.

What's turkey month? Sounds christmassy to me.

I guess he is talking about some giving no one outside of the US does care about. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

What's turkey month? Sounds christmassy to me.

it's the month where there's a day to commemorate colonization of america, followed by a day when you spend money for things you don't need because they're on discount. That's the american way though, because you need to spend spend spend, otherwise the terrorist win.

This post has been edited by Fudo Masamune: Nov 28 2019, 13:58

because you need to spend spend spend, otherwise the terrorist win.

I am sure today half of them would replace terrorist with trump while the other half would use obama instead. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

I am sure today half of them would replace terrorist with trump while the other half would use obama instead. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

it's 52% and 46%, I won't openly said which is which though.
but let's not dwell on popular vote as that doesn't matter there.

The elections get decided in florida anyway. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) I guess that is what you get when you dont actually modernize your voting system for 200 years or so. It is not as if the world did change during that time. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Well this explains why everyone is wearing the santa hats early. If many people outside of usa dont know about turkey month, turkey day, and supposed-to-buy-things day, then you will wear the santa hat now.

I also have to watch out for burglars. Because they like to come to steal all the christmas presents. I don't understand this because most presents are not so expensive to risk stealing them. It is better to steal jewelries like lupin and bilbo.

Last year, they tried to come into my house or bedroom at night every week but fortunately no one got killed and I didn't get rape or kidnapped.

A few guns and swords were involved, and some burglars went to jail. However the police in my area are not so good even though there is a TV show about them and 95% of burglars run away.

I've miraculously survived close to double-digit burglary attempts in my life with almost nothing successfully stolen. I am afraid they will steal my PS4, it almost got stolen before.

Well this explains why everyone is wearing the santa hats early. If many people outside of usa dont know about turkey month, turkey day, and supposed-to-buy-things day, then you will wear the santa hat now.

I also have to watch out for burglars. Because they like to come to steal all the christmas presents. I don't understand this because most presents are not so expensive to risk stealing them. It is better to steal jewelries like lupin and bilbo.

Last year, they tried to come into my house or bedroom at night every week but fortunately no one got killed and I didn't get rape or kidnapped.

A few guns and swords were involved, and some burglars went to jail. However the police in my area are not so good even though there is a TV show about them and 95% of burglars run away.

I've miraculously survived close to double-digit burglary attempts in my life with almost nothing successfully stolen. I am afraid they will steal my PS4, it almost got stolen before.

I think many of us know, but since we do not observe, the next big holiday is Christmas for almost the entire world.

I just made the switch because I noticed someone on Discord already had a santa hat on their avatar. Figured it's that time of year and seasonal things amuse me.

Do the police force you mention happen to have an excellent theme song, the one that opens with a drum fill followed by a catchy brass section? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

My Christmas wish is that once again you won't be raped or kidnapped this year. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

This post has been edited by lestion: Nov 28 2019, 23:00

but let's not dwell on popular vote as that doesn't matter there.

wise choice.

wise

Wise is not a word i would ever use outside of a joke while talking about elections. But i dont get the joke. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

I never watched it, or the only times I accidentally watched it was already in the middle of an episode, so I don't know what the opening song sounds like. Supposedly there is also an old version of the same show. Too old for me. Hmm, I think I might remember the opening song of the old show though. Oh yeah, I just checked youtube and its the same song. It does sound like what you describe.

Last year was the only times that burglars came during December and also the only times they came at night, and it was insane that they kept trying to come. I don't know if it was to get revenge for their friends, or if the police let them out of jail and they tried to come back, or just criminals everywhere.

I got really mad and at one point went outside to follow a weirdo around the neighborhood in the middle of the night like 3 am. But if I do that it's risky because they could be luring me out so their friend can steal my stuff. All I have though are my PS4 and like tons of hentai stuff in boxes.

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif) I don't know what the problem is with Christmas, you should enjoy it now that you can, in the next decade that will begin, it will disappear completely.

Then several people will miss her.

Then several people will miss her.

Who? Mrs. Claus? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

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I got really mad and at one point went outside to follow a weirdo around the neighborhood in the middle of the night like 3 am. But if I do that it's risky because they could be luring me out so their friend can steal my stuff. All I have though are my PS4 and like tons of hentai stuff in boxes.

They were after it, then. Positive.

Probably some pervert guy on E-H has tracked back from your IP to your house (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

did that shield in super's auction get caught in a bidwar of sort or there's something i don't know about current market? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)

did that shield in super's auction get caught in a bidwar of sort or there's something i don't know about current market? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)

Peerless SDE force shield? That's is a good item for sure, and one that rich players may want just for having the best. For rich players, 15m isn't much...

Finally having a peerl SDE? Tbh even i would pay up to 25M. To bad my money is allready planned to something different. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif)

This post has been edited by Uncle Stu: Nov 29 2019, 11:33

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I think he made a mistake. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

Hey check this, today I just appeared the Shade Legendary grade boots that I needed to finally have a set of legendary grade full shade equipment:

Legendary Amber Shade Boots of Negation

And to think that I wasn't going to do the End of Days challenge today because I was getting bored of not getting anything good ... with this the boredom has disappeared.

too hard to win with 70%