RoadShoe, it's not the most amazing name ever, but whenever you get a new monster, you should immortalize one of the most legendary people to ever grace the great state of North Dakota.
His name was Dan. His nickname? "Diarrhea Daniel"
Good ol' Diarrhea Dan. He was a super nice guy. He just, unfortunately had a wicked case of diarrhea one unassuming October morning in math class. As the teacher was droning on, he suddenly stood up and yelled at the teacher to be excused to the bathroom. As he was walking, he let go a ridiculously large fart, and by the time he reached the door, diarrhea was quite literally dripping down and out of his pants. A couple (of the meaner guys) trailed him after he left and drew attention to the line of shit that trailed to the boys bathroom. It was both profoundly disturbing, and also very sad.
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