[X] My Assistant

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Btw uncle has now a date.
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For about half a minute I was thinking he had got a new girlfriend, silly me (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

and we could reach this even earlier . (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

Yeah you guys are awfully ordnunged.
Took us sixty years to get there, yet you guys surpass us in like 5 years.
We'll have to redouble our efforts, it's a race !


It's going to be my first day where i did not level up. Feels weird.
I guess the critical level is 400, for equipment freedom, so it's ok...

This post has been edited by Enatcon: May 22 2018, 15:24

It's going to be my first day where i did not level up. Feels weird.
I guess the critical level is 400, for equipment freedom, so it's ok...

No..
The correct one is 500...
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(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif) haha.. seems like every country, whatever the country is, will always have a problem with the governments and election things..

Ehm, nope. Germany had really great politicians. Adenauer. Brandt. Schmidt. All the things they did.

I meet are polite, diligent, tolerant and they think and try to solve the Problems more than blame others.

Yeah, really aweome, we are even tolerant against intolerance and we are so busy to blame ourself because of everything, we just dont have the time to blame others. I mean think of it. Nearly 110 years ago could a single civilian with a uniform take control over a whole city hall. We did two world wars and today soldier is nearly a swearword and we couldnt even defeat the Luxembourgian fire department. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mad.gif)

Ehm, nope. Germany had really great politicians. Adenauer. Brandt. Schmidt. All the things they did.
Yeah, really aweome, we are even tolerant against intolerance and we are so busy to blame ourself because of everything, we just dont have the time to blame others. I mean think of it. Nearly 110 years ago could a single civilian with a uniform take control over a whole city hall. We did two world wars and today soldier is nearly a swearword and we couldnt even defeat the Luxembourgian fire department. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mad.gif)

My Suggestion:

Keep Peace but strong, don't cause a War and try to avoid it, and, if a World War three occurs and Germany has to take part in it, don't lose again.

I think Peace ist good but every single Country should be prepared, if it isn't, it may have to receive Missiles and Bombs from other Countries and can do nothing, as we've seen in the last Decade. If a Country wants to stay in Peace, it must be prepared for Wars.

No..
The correct one is 500...
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*Gif of moody loli flailing her arms around*

This post has been edited by Enatcon: May 22 2018, 19:37

For about half a minute I was thinking he had got a new girlfriend, silly me (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Whats wrong the old one? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

If a Country wants to stay in Peace, it must be prepared for Wars.

Germany as it is today and pepared to defend itself or its allies? Fugetaboutit. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

No wonder this page doesnt stop loading. Someone did put a gif to prevent uncle from actually answer. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) Do you have any idea how long this takes to load for someone with an internet like mine? I tell you minutes, and when i say minutes i mean at least 10 or so. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

This post has been edited by Uncle Stu: May 22 2018, 16:32

Whats wrong the old one? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

'cause you wrote you now had a date ... as in, dating, ya see ... duh (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/heh.gif)

No wonder this page doesnt stop loading. Someone did put a gif to prevent uncle from actually answer. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) Do you have any idea how long this takes to load for someone with an internet like mine? I tell you minutes, and when i say minutes i mean at least 10 or so. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

Dude, are you sure the problem is not in your computer ? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif)

And.. wow (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) legendary shade IW is 100 rounds, i thought iw 100 rounds is only for peerless tier equipments...

Yep, Shade (especially Arcanist) has high base PXP, so its round count is often higher than other equipment

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Number of Item World Rounds = 75 * ((PXP0 - 100) / 250)^3

I wonder if Peerless Arcanist IW monsters hit harder than monsters in an IW just on the edge of 99-100 rounds

Yep, Shade (especially Arcanist) has high base PXP, so its round count is often higher than other equipment

CODE

Number of Item World Rounds = 75 * ((PXP0 - 100) / 250)^3

I wonder if Peerless Arcanist IW monsters hit harder than monsters in an IW just on the edge of 99-100 rounds

Ah.., that's how to calculate the rounds...
That's why iw is out of my league...
Hail iw service... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/duck.gif)

I hope i can grow my 2h profs fast enough.......

And i want [mikatan.goodsmile.info] this... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wub.gif)

This post has been edited by igs88: May 23 2018, 04:52

Dude, are you sure the problem is not in your computer ? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif)

Are you also one of those people who want to tell me, when your internet connection has a max speed of around 26kB/s you just have to change your browser to make your internet faster even when this should be total bullshit for every person who is smart enough to remember how to breath? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

Because i really dont like those people. When i just have acces to 2G, i will never be faster as the maxspeed of 2G, and it does not matter at all what i do at my end of the line because 2G will never be fast as you know 2G. It will not transform into 3G when i do something with my computer you know. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

Funfact i have here even 4G, but with my contract i cant use 4G. That 4G is here available is nothing but another RL that want to fuck me. Oh, much i hate all those RL's who want to fuck me, they are just everywhere. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/anime_cry.gif)

My condolences for SakiRaFubuKi

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[I'm sorry if i mistyped something]

This post has been edited by igs88: May 23 2018, 12:08

My condolences for SakiRaFubuKi

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)

[I'm sorry if i mistyped something]

What, why ?
Last time to be connected was seven hours ago, so not dead at least ?

My condolences for SakiRaFubuKi

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)

[I'm sorry if i mistyped something]

What, why ?
Last time to be connected was seven hours ago, so not dead at least ?

Auction suspend for one week due to my family problem.Sorry everyone and please cherish your every moment with your beloved one. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)

This post has been edited by as013: May 23 2018, 12:46

Read the preview for auction, people uhhhhh


Btw, it has been weeks that I haven’t made any progress in terms of my mage gear. Where’s my charged/radiant phases!!! Auctions!

Well, seems that windy estoc is nice (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wub.gif)

But he had a thing to finish first, so there's nothing we can do...

Got close enough to what I wanted on my LTRF with only 10 or so reforges. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Died on 4 PF arenas because I sparked then imperiled without noticing (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)

Are you also one of those people who want to tell me, when your internet connection has a max speed of around 26kB/s you just have to change your browser to make your internet faster even when this should be total bullshit for every person who is smart enough to remember how to breath? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

No, I'm not. I simply didn't know there where still places in Germany limited to 2G access (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

No, I'm not. I simply didn't know there where still places in Germany limited to 2G access (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

Well, let me tell you a real story. Just a few years ago i was working for a company that supplied people with (dont know the english therm) internet via the cables of cable TV. And i had one a customer who asked me if they would also get a new modem because the old one was just so noisy if you understand what i mean. True story. We may be a first world industry nation, but when it comes to internet, we are not even allowed to call ourself a third world country. I mean with a Kanzler with the name merkel call the internet uncharted waters. That should tell you everything and i just have to repeat how much i despise this incompetent Bi*beep*ch. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mad.gif)

This post has been edited by Uncle Stu: May 24 2018, 17:16

TFW you live in the poorest European country, but still have cheap & stable 100Mb/1Gb internet (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)